My kind of doctor

[Gator515151]

So my doctor sent me to UF cancer center for a CT scan on my chest simply because I am a 50 year smoker.

So after the scan the doctor I saw came into the room and she was smoking hot. Then she asked if I was ready for the good news. She said she was totally amazed that my lungs were in incredibly good shape for a 50 year smoker....Doctors ain't supposed to tell you that ****. Now I'm driving home thinking I don't have to worry about quitting smoking. Wait till I get back to my own doctor and tell him what she said I can smoke for another 50 years LOL

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Or quit and save eleventy-billion dollars each year.

 

[g8tr72]

Don't tell him that.

Our govts would go broke if not for the cig taxes LOL

 

[divits]

So my doctor sent me to UF cancer center for a CT scan on my chest simply because I am a 50 year smoker.

So after the scan the doctor I saw came into the room and she was smoking hot. Then she asked if I was ready for the good news. She said she was totally amazed that my lungs were in incredibly good shape for a 50 year smoker....Doctors ain't supposed to tell you that ****. Now I'm driving home thinking I don't have to worry about quitting smoking. Wait till I get back to my own doctor and tell him what she said I can smoke for another 50 years LOL

My advice to you is stop smoking yesterday.

 

[stephenPE]

My yearly speech to older kids was the SMARTEST thing you will ever do is NOT start smoking.

 

[Gator515151]

My yearly speech to older kids was the SMARTEST thing you will ever do is NOT start smoking.

Good advice. I didn't start until after high school. Smoked my first cigar at the drive in movies watching The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. I blame my 50 year habit on Clint Eastwood. Think I could sue Clint?