New "Country music" star (performer) lost on own property for 7 hours.

Nalt

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Lost? On 30 acres? I think maybe he should just turn in his truck keys and hire a driver from now on... :headslap:
 

Nalt

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"New country" isn't country at all. It is just bad Pop music...that is if you are willing to call it music... :thug::thug2:
 

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got lost on a 30 acre plott for 7 hours, I grew up on 270 acres and never was lost even as a child knew how to find my direction and get to the road on foot, this fool was in a fcking truck.
 
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I was in a 2,000 acre forest and walked my way out in less than 4 hours...that’s just pitiful...and yeah I think that military stuff is a bonding experience though...this was a castration appointment
 

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For the prosecution:
A 40 acre square is 1320 feet on a side - one quarter mile.
One can easily walk a trail this long in under 5 minutes
Has a phone that worked to call the police but couldn't pull up Google Maps? :dunno:

For the defense:
Just because he has 30 acres doesn't mean that it is all neatly fenced off. It may very well blend into the surrounding properties, making the area where he was more than 30 acres.
30 acres with heavy terrain/topography is a whole lot different than flat ground

Verdict: Lost for one hour on new land - eh, OK
Lost for seven hours - yeah turn in the man card.
 

Nalt

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And then to beat all, he has a song that he released some time back entitled, "Lost in the middle of nowhere."

I mean, you really can't just make this stuff up... ROFL...
 

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