Note to self:

[Gator515151]

Don't fry pork chops with your shirt off....

 

[TLB]

Related: don't walk up shirtless to someone cooking pancakes with a hot spatula, or at least don't walk up within their swing range.

 

[GatorBart]

Don't fry pork chops with your shirt off....

or bacon

 

[GatorBart]

Don't fry pork chops with your shirt off....

Need one of these

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

Don't fry pork chops with your shirt off....

Yep yep yep

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

Things we learn with age
Do not run the weed-eater with loose shorts on.
Move the car before cutting tree limbs.
If you think it might be hot, sharp or acidic. It is!
Hangovers get worse with age.
Flush twice the morning after a big tailgate.
House guests suck after two days.
Cheap is expensive.

 

[Gator515151]

LOL I figured I wasn't alone on this one. Mrs51 was frying pork chops and asked me if I would keep an eye on them for a few minutes. I wasn't wearing a shirt and picked one up with a fork to turn in over. It fell off the fork and SPLASH!!!. OUCH. That is what prompted this thread anyway.

 

[ChiefGator]

Be careful when draining pasta if you are short, the water can come back at your chest causing massive issues, especially if you are female.

 

[NVGator]

Fried pork chops are bad for your health. Start there.

 

[Gator515151]

Fried pork chops are bad for your health. Start there.

I'm 67 years old and have abused my body for like.....67 years. Don't ask me to stop now.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Fried pork chops are bad for your health. Start there.

I'm 67 years old and have abused my body for like.....67 years. Don't ask me to stop now.

There is a little country store in Swainsboro Ga I try to time around lunch when passing thru. They occasionally have some good fried chops. I love the flesh of the swine and don't give me loin chops, I like em like @dubster1 likes his wimmens, thick, kinda fatty and with the bone in em. One of the 4 major food groups.

 

[Detroitgator]

There is a little country store in Swainsboro Ga I try to time around lunch when passing thru. They occasionally have some good fried chops. I love the flesh of the swine and don't give me loin chops, I like em like @dubster1 likes his wimmens, thick, kinda fatty and with the bone in em. One of the 4 major food groups.

 

[Zambo]

Best way to cook bacon is in the oven.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Best way to cook bacon is in the oven.

With the pan slightly tilted and at a low temp for a good while, and higher temp at the end. Mrs. GBM has no patience for this method (it does take a while), so I don't do it much anymore.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Best way to cook bacon is in the oven.

I prefer to irradiate my hog belly in the microwave. Likewise sweet and Irish potatoes.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Need one of these

It's the cone of shame for dogs!

 

[MidwestChomp]

Cheap is expensive.

Amazing. My wife's grandmother use to say to buy cheap is to buy expensive.