Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs FSU***

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Conquered. Hilarious, and hearing that 0 recruits coming for FSU this weekend.

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Noles are real idiots. Who else would styck their dyck in a Gators mouth.
A gator wrangler goes into a Tallahassee lounge walking a 6 foot gator on a rope. He says “I’ll bet any one of you 50 dollars I can put my junk in this here gator’s mouth and leave it for 10 seconds”. A guy sitting at the bar says “hell, if you’re that crazy I’ll take that bet”. The wrangler positions the gator in front of himself and slaps it hard on the tip of the nose. The gator hisses angrily and snaps his jaws to full open. Wrangler drops his cargo shorts and tosses his junk right inside the gator’s mouth. He keeps it there for 10 seconds as the bar patrons count down the time. At 10 seconds he quickly jerks his gear out of the gator’s mouth and at the same moment the gator snaps his jaws shut with a loud bang!! The wrangler pulls up his shorts, looks around the bar and says “any of you cowards want to give that a try?”. A timid voice rises from a small man wearing an FSU shirt in a back booth and says “I’d like to give it a try, but I’m not sure if I can open my mouth that wide.”
 

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