Best Posts in Thread: ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Texas A&M***

Meat plant?

Is that code for a New Orleans gay bar?

 

@MJMGator, I got you!

 

I'm confident that Grantham is going to have these guys ready. You think he opens up the whole defensive playbook for cupcakes like Ol Miss and the chimpcawks? Of course not. You'll see, we are gonna be lights out of defense today. It might even be a shutout. We don't pay that guy over a million bucks a year for nothing.

 

We need one of those big play-calling signs with the 4 pics of random sh*t they use to signal in plays.
Candi
Taylor
Heart shaped bed
Sad clown

 

In Burney's defense, he isn't an LB. Moon isn't a DE. Carter isn't a DT. Dean wasn't a corner. I could go on. Plus, 240 pound Bogle is NOT a DT. I mean...

 

Yeah mandatory showers for men don't exist. I was engaged for almost 5 years because my wife wanted a Oct wedding and I refused to get married on a game week. Had to wait til the open week matched up with everything else.

 

Time to start drinking, I want to be fully prepared for Grantham's first defensive series

 

And this is a prime example for all the "trust the coaches" dipsh*ts. For everyone that said, "WTF? Why aren't we signing DTs?" well, here it is, right on the field...right in front of our own eyes - recruiting failure on full display as we've given up 59 points in two games, couldn't get off the field in the 4th quarter (in both games), giving up 71% 4th down conversions and 48% 3rd down conversions. But don't worry, 'trust the coaches', nothing to see here. smh

 

I will give the young man props for accountability. If there is going to be improvement, it has to start there.

 

I think the underlying positive here is that it's a change. So there was obviously discussion about getting things corrected. Doesn't necessarily mean we've solved our problems, but there's at least recognition that the problem exists and brainstorming to find a fix, which is the first step.

 

And we have you to thank for creating those standards in the first place. You invented all the ingenious monikers for our own Gator players; "Jeff Dicksell," "Tim Teblow," "Danny Whorefill," "Steve Spermier," and "Jackoff Youngboys," among others.

People picked up on your lead and started coming up with clever names for our opponents. The world has been a better place ever since. Thank you, law.

 

Ox hasn’t been the same since he bought that Audi.

 

ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!!!! no threads for you!!!!

 

Official game thread titles only have 3 asterisks at the beginning and end, not 4. There’s also isn’t a space between said asterisks and the words. Finally there also isn’t any spaces between A&M. Good grief. @BMF can you help here?

 

Dan Mullen was pissed post game in College Station. But his reaction to the crowd noise at Kyle Field has sort of the same vibe that McElwain's comment about getting death threats had. Mullen called out the UF administration by saying Governor DeSantis saying crowds at stadiums in the state of Florida can now go to maximum capacity. Mullen is making a direct threat to to the fuchtards in Tigert Hall by saying he wants to pack the Swamp with 90,000 fans. You can hear the echoes of what Mullen is really saying to the administration. Reading between the lines I can hear Mullen saying that the administration has not given its full support to his football program whether it's spending on facilities or loosening the rules on recruiting. There is division between Mullen and Tigert Hall and it came out Saturday.

Whatever it means Mullen has now put the UF administration on the spot and they will have to answer him soon. I know that it is not a good thing to publicly challenge the people who write your paycheck. I think Fuch's answer, knowing how liberal and politically correct he is, will be "No Sir" on the 90,000 fans in The Swamp. Mullen is going to have to back down. We will see. Whatever, it seems Mullen has drawn a line in the sand with the Administration over his post game comments at Kyle Field.

Just like McElwain couldn't produce any evidence of creditable death threats, Mullen can't blame the loss to Texas A & M on the crowd noise. Mullen, like McElwain, went public in an attempt to sabotage his boss without stopping to think and letting your emotions calm down. You clear things with the boss first. To do otherwise speaks of insubordination. Yeah, Mullen was pissed. But now Fuchs is going to be pissed.

 

Famous last words:
2004: "We'll get it fixed"
2009: "Family comes first"
2013: "Do you even know what a Midline is"
2014: "We can win with my dog, Clarabel"
2020" "Crowd noise was a major factor"

 

Smoke indeed.