Game Thread ***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs UT***

[Theologator]

If you took your sister to your high school prom, and so did all your friends, you might be a Volunteer.

 

[RiverRat]

Just find a way Gators !!!

 

[SGG]

 

[Spurdog98]

I’d rip that garbage down. Shameful.

I was thinking more like a flaming bolt from a crossbow about 2 am

 

[gator1946]

First posted here Sep 21, 2015. Except for daughter #1 having graduated, and my moving to CO 3+ years ago, pretty much the rest is as true today as ever.
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Let me share with you why I hate UT.

I am a lifelong Gator fan. I moved to Florida when I was 4, and was immediately enamored with anything UF. When I graduated from UF in 1991, my first job took me out of the state, and my climb up the career ladder had me move to Tennessee in 1996. I expected it to be a 2 year stint.

19 years later, I am still here. This is where I bought a home, the only one my family has known. We live in a great town, suburb of Nashville with good neighborhoods and great schools, good enough to get my oldest daughter into UF. She is a freshman this year. It's really almost perfect.

Listen...my hatred for Clown College and Leghumper U is appropriately at a level so deep, so dark, that you would never speak of it at cocktail parties. Women and children weep. But living here for 19 years has elevated my hatred for UT to similar levels, despite the dominance we've had for most of my years here. Why?

First, that f*cking orange. It's everywhere. Shirts. Hats. Trucks. Hair. Signs. It's just hideous- the putrid, pumpkin shade of orange you only see in those little 4-pack of waxy, useless crayons made in Korea that kids get at sh!tty restaurants. I drive 10 miles to Lowes instead of 1/2 mile to Home Depot just to avoid that.f*cking.orange.

Next, their fans are morons. Not garden variety idiots mind you, but the fat, ugly, smelly, truck-stop hat wearing, cross-eyed, yellow-toothed, spittle when they talk mentally-defective imbeciles. They usually have sh!t all over their face when they eat. The men wear overalls, and the women muumuus. They talk sh!t all year, convinced that this is the year when it turns around to their former glory. I've been flipped off, honked at, and yelled at (in an unintelligible string of grunts) for having a gator plate on my car.

But finally... and really the reason bigger than all others...


That f*cking song.

They play it everywhere. EVERYWHERE! At the grocery store, in the elevators, at the high school games, in the parades, at funerals. It's nails on a chalkboard. You'd think it was the gap-tooth national anthem. The hillbillies stand at attention, with their crossed-eyes staring off in space like a dog hearing a high pitch whistle. I hate that f*cking song. When it comes on, my wife hides all sharp objects for fear that I will jam them into my head in an attempt to burst my eardrums.

My only salvation has been the winning streak that, each year, makes these half-witted prairie dogs go back into their holes to lick their wounds. I need 3 more years. When daughter #2 graduates, we are putting this place in our rear view mirror, never to return. Not because of our town (we will miss it), or our friends (from Vandy), or our home we came to love. No, it's because of that song.

That f*cking song.

I am coming down Saturday for the game, and will leave without a voice, which I'll leave in the stands. If I hear any hint of "that song", hide the pencils.

Go Gators.

I had pretty much given up, convinced myself I didn't really care how this game went, planned on doing something else at 3:30. Then I read this. F*ck those cream cycle song singing bastards. We have to win this.

 

[GatorInKnox]

UT's best WR Cedric Tillman is out.

 

[oxrageous]

UT's best WR Cedric Tillman is out.

 

[GatorCatsi]

UT's best WR Cedric Tillman is out.

Any word on Ventrell Miller?

 

[fischerwood]

If you aint a Gator, you're Gator Bait!!!....Go Gators...

 

[fischerwood]

Fuch Tennessee.
Fuch their stupid dog.
Fuch their ugly ass women.
Fuch their awful uniform colors.
Checkered bullschit looks dumb as fuch.
I hope we go out there and break some fuching necks.

Fuch em

Plus their cheerleaders all have fat ankles and their knuckles drag the ground...Go Gators...

 

[Gatorphan]

Is Miller playing today?

 

[URGatorBait]

Some of you guys put too much weight on Miller. Have you seen him throw? Floats everything. Pick city.

Just let AR do what AR does and deal with the consequences later. If you don't have an open receiver in 2.5 seconds or less...run

 

[Alagator]

Some of you guys put too much weight on Miller. Have you seen him throw? Floats everything. Pick city.

Just let AR do what AR does and deal with the consequences later. If you don't have an open receiver in 2.5 seconds or less...run

Pretty sure he meant V. Miller

 

[URGatorBait]

Pretty sure he meant V. Miller

I might need to go drink some Miller

We do need V. Miller back...dude is the lifeblood of the defense.

 

[soflagator]

Is Miller playing today?

All I’ve heard is he’s questionable. He was moving around fine last weekend in his (gasp) boot, so personally I’d be shocked if he isn’t out there in a game of this magnitude.

 

[GatorFL]

Which Anthony Richardson are we getting today?

 

[soflagator]

Which Anthony Richardson are we getting today?

Thanks for using first and last names. Some here are struggling today.

 

[Kevlo911]

Which Anthony Richardson are we getting today?

5 total TD one

Hopefully all to our team

 

[jdh5484]

View attachment 49123

Avg of 8 teeth ea.*

* counting dentures

 

[B52G8rAC]

How do we know the toothbrush was invented by a Volunteer? If anyone else invented it, it would be called a teethbrush.
Why do Volunteers go to family reunions? Its a great place to pick up dates.
What fits easily on a 1" X 36" piece of paper? A Volunteer's family tree.
What is the best deal 23 and Me has ever offered? Genetic testing for all Volunteers; only one test kit needed.
I guess that's enough. Go Gators. Win. Suck the life out of all Voles.