Ohio Man

[Swamp Donkey]

Ohio man caught having sex on a ferris wheel with girlfriend while kids watch.

Ohio couple accused of having sex on giant spinning Ferris wheel

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Ohio hospital drops suit bc Ohio man sent penis confetti gag gift.

TriHealth drops confetti penis lawsuit, says incident unrelated to bomb threat

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Ohio man has excellent hair, also sees spitting battle at a liquor store.


Caught on camera: Customer spits on cashier, fights with security guard at liquor store in East Cleveland

 

[Bait'n Gator]

If you live somewhere that has security guards in their liquor stores it may be time to rethink your life choices.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

One Halloween night many years ago I had run out of something to drink and drove around the block to the neighborhood Jax Liquors for a fresh bottle. I thought it would be funny to walk in the store wearing my full head Halloween monster mask into the store. When I set the bottle on the counter, the guy reached for the bottle and said "You may think you're funny coming in this liquor store with that mask on but it's a great way to get shot." I quickly slipped the mask off, paid for my purchase and left the store feeling like a dumbass.

 

[MJMGator]

One Halloween night many years ago I had run out of something to drink and drove around the block to the neighborhood Jax Liquors for a fresh bottle. I thought it would be funny to walk in the store wearing my full head Halloween monster mask into the store. When I set the bottle on the counter, the guy reached for the bottle and said "You may think you're funny coming in this liquor store with that mask on but it's a great way to get shot." I quickly slipped the mask off, paid for my purchase and left the store feeling like a dumbass.

I loved the old Jax Liqours stores.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

One Halloween night many years ago I had run out of something to drink and drove around the block to the neighborhood Jax Liquors for a fresh bottle. I thought it would be funny to walk in the store wearing my full head Halloween monster mask into the store. When I set the bottle on the counter, the guy reached for the bottle and said "You may think you're funny coming in this liquor store with that mask on but it's a great way to get shot." I quickly slipped the mask off, paid for my purchase and left the store feeling like a dumbass.

You'd think he'd recognize your nuts, mask or not.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

I loved the old Jax Liqours stores.

One Friday evening after work I was in the Spectrum at Atlantic and University and a buddy was setting up tequila shooters and I was knockin em down- after about an hour I decided I should go outside-I woke up about 3 in the morning inside the dumpster enclosure lookin up at the stars and wondering wtf - I had to walk about 4 miles home with puke all over my shirt- that was fun explaining

 

[crosscreekcooter]

You'd think he'd recognize your nuts, mask or not.

They were in disguise too

 

[AuggieDosta]

You'd think he'd recognize your nuts, mask or not.

WTF, he said he was wearing a mask...NOT pants-less.

Duh.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Changed to "you're" and I'd have LOL'd.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Page breaks ruin joke continuity.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

WTF, he said he was wearing a mask...NOT pants-less.

Duh.

He NEVER wears pants.

 

[divits]

I loved the old Jax Liqours stores.

Used to go to the drive thru at Jax Liquors at Baymeadows on Florida/Georgia weekend and get a mixed drink to go. Times have kinda' changed since then.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Used to go to the drive thru at Jax Liquors at Baymeadows on Florida/Georgia weekend and get a mixed drink to go. Times have kinda' changed since then.

Jax company policy only allowed one mixed drink per person per car. You had to drive around the store if you wanted a second.