Ole Miss hires Lame Kitten as new head coach

[Ancient Reptile]

Kiffen looks shockingly fat. Face looks like he is self indulgent. Doesn't have a suit he can wear. Admits that he is wearing Jimmy Sexton's suit.
Incidentally, Matt Luke had the best win/lose record of the last four Ole Miss coaches.

 

[gingerlover]

Kiffen looks shockingly fat. Face looks like he is self indulgent. Doesn't have a suit he can wear. Admits that he is wearing Jimmy Sexton's suit.
Incidentally, Matt Luke had the best win/lose record of the last four Ole Miss coaches.

He looks like that burnt out guy you find passed out by the pool every night drunk and then is called back in last moment for a job. Reeks of beer as he tells you about his glory days.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Ole Miss going krazy for Kiffy

 

[williston_gator]

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Ole Miss going krazy for Kiffy

So is Gatorchatter. Nearly two-third of voters think he’s the best new conference hire.

 

[rogdochar]

Lame Kittin purrfect?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

So is Gatorchatter. Nearly two-third of voters think he’s the best new conference hire.

Where is the "they all fvkking suck" option?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I think the other third is just nursing a grudge. Love him or hate him it's hard to argue that objectively speaking he's not the most qualified and experienced of the three new SEC hires.

He is the most likely to go 4-8 instead of 2-10, I suppose.

 

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I think the other third is just nursing a grudge. Love him or hate him it's hard to argue that objectively speaking he's not the most qualified and experienced of the three new SEC hires.

I was angling for that with my post earlier in the thread asking if Saban made a mistake. He was a total jerk a decade ago at UT. He’s grown up a lot since then.

 

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Yeah, that's what we've been led to believe. That Lame has matured. We'll see. Time will tell. He's never been lacking in football IQ, it's just that he's always undermined himself with his sh*tty personality and immaturity.

He can call plays. It remains to be seen if he’s grown as a CEO. There wasn’t jack shyt left for Ole Miss to choose from. I’m not certain if I blame them for the call.

Getting the right coach at the right time is a helluva harder than it seems on paper.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Well, that makes him the best hire, then. It's all relative.

BTW I'm pretty sure Lame will be good for at least 5 wins a year. Like next year for example, they can beat Southeast Missouri, Vanderbilt, UConn, Georgia Southern and probably Mississippi State, since it's at home.

• Saturday Sept. 5: versus Baylor (NRG Stadium in Houston)
• Saturday Sept. 12: at home versus Southeast Missouri
• Saturday Sept. 19: at home versus Auburn
• Saturday Sept. 26: on the road against LSU
• Saturday Oct. 3: at home versus Alabama
• Saturday Oct. 10: on the road against Vanderbilt
• Saturday Oct. 17: at home versus Florida
• Saturday Oct. 24: at home versus Middle Tennessee
• Saturday Oct. 31: OPEN WEEK
• Saturday Nov. 7: on the road against Texas A&M
• Saturday Nov. 14: on the road against Arkansas
• Saturday Nov. 21: at home versus Georgia Southern
• Thursday Nov. 26: at home versus Mississippi State

I see three geographic school wins and Arky.

 

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• Saturday Sept. 5: versus Baylor (NRG Stadium in Houston)
• Saturday Sept. 12: at home versus Southeast Missouri
• Saturday Sept. 19: at home versus Auburn
• Saturday Sept. 26: on the road against LSU
• Saturday Oct. 3: at home versus Alabama
• Saturday Oct. 10: on the road against Vanderbilt
• Saturday Oct. 17: at home versus Florida
• Saturday Oct. 24: at home versus Middle Tennessee
• Saturday Oct. 31: OPEN WEEK
• Saturday Nov. 7: on the road against Texas A&M
• Saturday Nov. 14: on the road against Arkansas
• Saturday Nov. 21: at home versus Georgia Southern
• Thursday Nov. 26: at home versus Mississippi State

I see three geographic school wins and Arky.

You’re so predictable.

Instead of going to great lengths trying to tell us why Ole Miss effed up, which is so much your schtick, how about having the balls to tell us what they should have done otherwise?

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Surely, he gets some support for threatening to hire Saban's staff.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Surely, he gets some support for threatening to hire Saban's staff.

Yeah... ok.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Come on, Donk. Kiffen already getting attention for his team. You and I may hear it as silly and immature, but you know recruits love it.
Made lots of sports programs.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I'm totally in favor of having Kiffen in the SEC. I mean, the entertainment value alone. His talents were wasted in the minor leagues. I want to watch his cringe worthy moments among the big boys, on the big stage. Imagine he upsets a Saban or LSU every once in a while. It'll happen.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Come on, Donk. Kiffen already getting attention for his team. You and I may hear it as silly and immature, but you know recruits love it.
Made lots of sports programs.

Oh gawd. Hottie tottie Ancient Rebel is getting hot and bothered. I can't tell if his Rebel love is more than Nola's Corndwag love or not.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Imagine he upsets a Saban or LSU every once in a while. It'll happen.

I can't even imagine him winning in the PAC 10.

I can't imagine this ending any other way than the usual, the team plane flying away while he is left on the tarmac.

 

[oxrageous]

I agree with the Donk. Lame is going to be a disaster there. A total disaster.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I agree with the Donk. Lame is going to be a disaster there. A total disaster.

it's going to be fun watching ancient rebel though.