Paul Finebaum: Florida just not tough enough to deal with remaining schedule

[TN G8tr]

He's just upset. Real thread should be "Finebaum to Ugly to get Laid".

 

[GatorMan5K]

He's just upset. Real thread should be "Finebaum to Ugly to get Laid".

"Finebaum recieves XM radio with his ears"

 

[Durty South Swamp]

The guy is too ugly to even watch speak. Good Lord, he's been beaten by an enormous ugly stick. This is a guy who has never been given a second glance by a female in his entire life, unless it's to recoil in disgust.

and yet, hes worth millions for simply copying jerry springers format within the college sports community

 

[oxrageous]

and yet, hes worth millions for simply copying jerry springers format within the college sports community

Even the money can’t get him laid. Word has it even prostitutes won’t take his cash.

 

[rogdochar]

As SOS sed" Champions of Knox County".. so utknox would be acceptable

Doesn't utknox shortchange them = utknoxious?

 

[rogdochar]

The guy is too ugly to even watch speak. Good Lord, he's been beaten by an enormous ugly stick. This is a guy who has never been given a second glance by a female in his entire life, unless it's to recoil in disgust.

Finebaum came into the bank Tuesday and I saw the surveillance cameras turn away.

 

[GatorsRGrt]

The thing about Finebaum is that the more popular and influence he has, the bigger of a prick he has become. He has grown a lot in the last five years.

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

The thing about Finebaum is that the more popular and influence he has, the more of a self-important prick he has become. He has grown a lot in the last five years.

FIFY

 

[Durty South Swamp]

he's married, but that wont stop ox from a savage troll

 

[JCTow]

he's married, but that wont stop ox from a savage troll

I bet his wife is a looker....

 

[oxrageous]

he's married, but that wont stop ox from a savage troll

Somehow you know this. Creepy.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Somehow you know this. Creepy.

well ive seen him on tv, he wears a ring on his left ring finger. in my line of work, it pays to notice details

 

[gatormandan]

well ive seen him on tv, he wears a ring on his left ring finger. in my line of work, it pays to notice details

Saban wears the other matching ring.

 

[oxrageous]

well ive seen him on tv, he wears a ring on his left ring finger. in my line of work, it pays to notice details

That certainly doesn’t mean he’s married. He just wants people to think that he’s married. No woman is going anywhere near that.

 

[JCTow]

That certainly doesn’t mean he’s married. He just wants people to think that he’s married. No woman is going anywhere near that.

How should I say this for the PC crowd.......hmm, maybe he’s not married to a woman

 

[Durty South Swamp]

i think mrs ox has a soft spot for ol slimebaum, and he doesnt like it. not one bit.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

i think mrs ox has a soft spot for ol slimebaum, and he doesnt like it. not one bit.

Here is Mrs Ox calling in to 'splain how good Barn is

 

[GatorAuthor]

the truth is finebaum criticizes everyone, but on average does so the least for bama... now why do you suppose that might be? perhaps because they have consistently been the team least open for legit criticism? nah... hes jsut a bammer homer :rolleyes:

This is a good point. Hadn't really thought about it from that perspective. Bama certainly has deserved the least criticism over the last decade.

 

[rogdochar]

The thing about Finebaum is that the more popular and influence he has, the bigger of a prick he has become. He has grown a lot in the last five years.

That certainly doesn’t mean he’s married. He just wants people to think that he’s married. No woman is going anywhere near that.

well ive seen him on tv, he wears a ring on his left ring finger. in my line of work, it pays to notice details

By the photo in my medical book, his right hand has syphilis.

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

I'm not sure Finebaum is tough enough to deal with the outcome of this game....