Poor Jason Dufner - finishes 49th at the Masters

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When Jason Dufner captured lightning in a bottle and had a lucky weekend to win the PGA Championship in 2013, a bunch of nutswingers around here came out of the woodwork. They loved themselves some Dufner for reasons I've never figured out. I'll do them a favor and won't mention names.

I told these embarrassing fanboi's that Dufner was the next Rich Beem. He got lucky. Frankly, he sucks balls. I first claimed he'd never win another Major. The Dufner groupies chortled. I then went another step, claiming Dufner would never again finish in the Top 10 at a Major. They howled and mocked me relentlessly. We made a deal: if Dufner ever finished in a Top 10, I would take a picture of me "Dufnering". I was glad to make the deal because I knew the guy sucked. Since that 2013 PGA Championship, here is Dufner's finishes at Majors:

2014 Masters: CUT
2014 US Open: CUT
2014 British Open: Tied for 51st
2014 PGA: Withdrew (yeast infection)
2015 Masters: Tied for 49th (making progress!)
2015 US Open: Tied for 18th (wow!)
2015 British Open: Tied for 58th (that's more like it)
2015 PGA: Tied for 68th (yup)

This guy may not even be on the tour in a couple of years. Hell, so many guys were lusting after the guy's wife. Guess what: they divorced this year. Even she finally realized he sucks.

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-o...-dufner-divorce-after-three-years-of-marriage

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oxrageous;208010 said:
Guess what: they divorced this year. Even she finally realized he sucks.

Discuss.


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Well somebody had to. From the looks of him it wasn't happening the other way around...
 

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2014 Yeast infection? Are you sure it wasn't Pelvic Inflammatory Disease?
 

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I remember one time when the OP emphatically predicted Warren Sapp would be sued for naming Jeremy Shockey as the "Snitch"
 

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NVGator;n208032 said:
I remember one time when the OP emphatically predicted Warren Sapp would be sued for naming Jeremy Shockey as the "Snitch"
WTF does that have to do with Dufner?

As you can see, NV was/is one of those Dufner nutswingers. :nutswinger: Still got that poster of him above your bed?
 

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oxrageous;n208010 said:
When Jason Dufner captured lightning in a bottle and had a lucky weekend to win the PGA Championship in 2013, a bunch of nutswingers around here came out of the woodwork. They loved themselves some Dufner for reasons I've never figured out. I'll do them a favor and won't mention names.

I told these embarrassing fanboi's that Dufner was the next Rich Beem. He got lucky. Frankly, he sucks balls. I first claimed he'd never win another Major. The Dufner groupies chortled. I then went another step, claiming Dufner would never again finish in the Top 10 at a Major. They howled and mocked me relentlessly. We made a deal: if Dufner ever finished in a Top 10, I would take a picture of me "Dufnering". I was glad to make the deal because I knew the guy sucked. Since that 2013 PGA Championship, here is Dufner's finishes at Majors:

2014 Masters: CUT
2014 US Open: CUT
2014 British Open: Tied for 51st
2014 PGA: Withdrew (yeast infection)
2015 Masters: Tied for 49th (making progress!)

This guy may not even be on the tour in a couple of years. Hell, so many guys were lusting after the guy's wife. Guess what: they divorced this year. Even she finally realized he sucks.

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-o...-dufner-divorce-after-three-years-of-marriage

Discuss.

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You just won't give it up, will you? One of the constants of the Universe is Ox's insane jealousy and hostility to Jason Dufner. Yes, he is millionaire rich and banging a a purty wife. Deal with it. I can't wait for the black day Jason's performance at a Major has you eating crow.
 

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Alvin York;n208048 said:
You just won't give it up, will you? One of the constants of the Universe is Ox's insane jealousy and hostility to Jason Dufner. Yes, he is millionaire rich and banging a a purty wife. Deal with it. I can't wait for the black day Jason's performance at a Major has you eating crow.
Evidently you can't read. His wife just divorced him and took 3 million dollars with her. He ain't a millionaire no more. He's eating beans for dinner every night.
 

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oxrageous;n208069 said:
Evidently you can't read. His wife just divorced him and took 3 million dollars with her. He ain't a millionaire no more. He's eating beans for dinner every night.
This guys eating filet mignon and banging porn stars with tiger. That's what makes him a winner.
 

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Matter of fact, there's a rumor going around that he's divorced because he was banging his wifes hotter sister.
 

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oxrageous;n208040 said:
WTF does that have to do with Dufner?

As you can see, NV was/is one of those Dufner nutswingers. :nutswinger: Still got that poster of him above your bed?

It has nothing to do with Dufner. It has to do with you making a thread to boast your predictions and your, "I told you so".

and BTW, I took down the poster when I found out he was getting a divorce. :lol:
 

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Dufner had a net worth of $14 mill

Looks like it is only $11 mill now
 

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Alvin York;n208048 said:
You just won't give it up, will you? One of the constants of the Universe is Ox's insane jealousy and hostility to Jason Dufner. Yes, he is millionaire rich and banging a a purty wife. Deal with it. I can't wait for the black day Jason's performance at a Major has you eating crow.


After the PGA Championship victory, you kept referring to Dufner, fondly, as "Jellyroll." Why?
 

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T REX;n208287 said:
Dufner had a net worth of $14 mill

Looks like it is only $11 mill now
Another one of his nutswingers comes out of the closet! :nutswinger:
 

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Not to take away from Ox's hatred toward Duffner (he did go to Auburn) but he still made over $25K for sucking. If I could finish 49th and make $25K, I'd be one Happy Gilmore! Which was on the CBC last night, BTW.
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