Pouncey Twin weight loss after NFL

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I fcvking knew it! Ain't no way he's losing 125lbs eating hot dogs and corn chips unless he's binging and purging!
Those might be vegan weiners....let me tell you, you eat any of those plant based protein "meats" long enough and the last thing you'll need is Jenny Graig...you'll lose 10# the easy way every time you run to the sh!tter....
 

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Those might be vegan weiners....let me tell you, you eat any of those plant based protein "meats" long enough and the last thing you'll need is Jenny Graig...you'll lose 10# the easy way every time you run to the sh!tter....
I suspect Crete's colon is allergic to fiber of any sort. Pig grease or nothing.
 

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I suspect Crete's colon is allergic to fiber of any sort. Pig grease or nothing.

"Lard" is the word you're looking for, and if it was good enough for your grandma's colon before they invented astroglide, then it's good enough for Crete's colon too.





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I suspect Crete's colon is allergic to fiber of any sort. Pig grease or nothing.
Wrong....Crete eats a large dinner plate of mixed green salad, 2 handfuls of baby carrots and a cup or 2 of blueberries before his dinner entree which usually contains chick peas, chicken or steak and mixed veggies....if there is one thing I don't lack it is fiber....My problem is that I'm semi lactose intolerant and the cottage cheese and protein shake's, as well as my once or twice a week chocolate ice cream indulgence and "cheat day" snacks create an explosive mixture and noxious green cloud mist that NASA, the EPA and other government agencies have been investigating for years....
 

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Wrong....Crete eats a large dinner plate of mixed green salad, 2 handfuls of baby carrots and a cup or 2 of blueberries before his dinner entree which usually contains chick peas, chicken or steak and mixed veggies....if there is one thing I don't lack it is fiber....My problem is that I'm semi lactose intolerant and the cottage cheese and protein shake's, as well as my once or twice a week chocolate ice cream indulgence and "cheat day" snacks create an explosive mixture and noxious green cloud mist that NASA, the EPA and other government agencies have been investigating for years....
You probably shouldn't put a half gallon of ranch on your salad though
 

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