Random, funny (not funny), gif and meme thread on Tater ruining Gators football #1

[Alumni Guy]

In the next few Long and Dark months, there’s going to be an amazing amount of tweets, memes, videos, stats, gifs, etc about how bad we have become. Figured we can dump them all in one thread. I’ll start.

 

[AuggieDosta]

We just lost a game.

Again.

To Miami.

And at home.

Looked ugly doing it.

 

[Saulgoodman]

I still can't get over the tweet about him possibly having to be separated from Albert, that is right up there with Butters getting caught phucking the shark. The embarrasment we've had to endure the last 15 years is truly amazing. It deserves a documentary itself. We had a player $hit himself live in a game, 2 O lineman blocking each other, the credit card fraud of like 10 players, the joke of a S&C program under butters, loss to GA Southern, the amazing loss to Mizz under A$$chump, Will Grier being the only college football player ever to test positive for PEDs, players getting into it with a local rapper & waving around a bb gun, Antonio Morrison getting arrested for barking at a police dog, Franks starting in front of Trask, Jones starting over Richardson, Mertz starting over Lagway, the shoe throw, the addition of "Don't Back Down", the streaks coming to an end with the exception of the scoring streak, wasting an all time offense, Mullen literally quitting on the team, retaining Grantham & Hevesey, the joke of a set up we have now as our D Coordinators, Mullen getting butthurt about the in season recruiting question, Rashada NIL gone bad, the special teams blunders. Probably a lot more I left out.

Has any other blue blood made 4 atrocious hires in a row like us? Nebraska maybe?

 

[Egor's Assistant]

I still can't get over the tweet about him possibly having to be separated from Albert, that is right up there with Butters getting caught phucking the shark. The embarrasment we've had to endure the last 15 years is truly amazing. It deserves a documentary itself. We had a player $hit himself live in a game, 2 O lineman blocking each other, the credit card fraud of like 10 players, the joke of a S&C program under butters, loss to GA Southern, the amazing loss to Mizz under A$$chump, Will Grier being the only college football player ever to test positive for PEDs, players getting into it with a local rapper & waving around a bb gun, Antonio Morrison getting arrested for barking at a police dog, Franks starting in front of Trask, Jones starting over Richardson, Mertz starting over Lagway, the shoe throw, the addition of "Don't Back Down", the streaks coming to an end with the exception of the scoring streak, wasting an all time offense, Mullen literally quitting on the team, retaining Grantham & Hevesey, the joke of a set up we have now as our D Coordinators, Mullen getting butthurt about the in season recruiting question, Rashada NIL gone bad, the special teams blunders. Probably a lot more I left out.

Has any other blue blood made 4 atrocious hires in a row like us? Nebraska maybe?

Testify, my Gator. Revelations. Can I get an Amen?

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

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Has any other blue blood made 4 atrocious hires in a row like us? Nebraska maybe?

scUM’s list since 2001 sans Richt isn’t exactly stellar

 

[Saulgoodman]

scUM’s list since 2001 sans Richt isn’t exactly stellar

Great point, guess the game on Saturday made me forget about how awful they have been as well.

Maybe Texas but I don't put them in the same category as Nebraska, Florida or Miami accomplishment wise. USC could be in the running, with Kiffin, Sark, and Helton.

 

[Spurffelbow833]

One big reason these subpar coaches keep coming here to collect their 7-8 figure buyouts in good health is FHP Master Sgt. Calvin Long's towering and sinewy presence on the sidelines. He has the same thankless job to do regardless of the win column, and 14 years of walking off the field in defeat with his charges appear to have taken a toll. He looks so sad after these humiliating defeats, suffering the presence of one naked emperor after another to keep drunk, angry hooligans away. Well, if he ever decides to retire, I had in mind some potential replacement candidates. There's your incentive.

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[URGatorBait]

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One big reason these subpar coaches keep coming here to collect their 7-8 figure buyouts in good health is FHP Master Sgt. Calvin Long's towering and sinewy presence on the sidelines. He has the same thankless job to do regardless of the win column, and 14 years of walking off the field in defeat with his charges appear to have taken a toll. He looks so sad after these humiliating defeats, suffering the presence of one naked emperor after another to keep drunk, angry hooligans away. Well, if he ever decides to retire, I had in mind some potential replacement candidates. There's your incentive.

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I asked you not to share that photo.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I asked you not to share that photo.

You look pretty cool with the goat.

 

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[Gator CPA]

Testify, my Gator. Revelations. Can I get an Amen?

 

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[soflagator]

Yeah no, organization and sh**. If that makes sense.