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Treebeard

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I actually did not notice that until you said it, but that is what we do to our own on this site!
 

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Daduq?!

So many questions.
So little time.

I get that this owner, obviously a doosh (ie bimmer owner), left Jack in the car unattended and Jack did the right thing by schitting on the drivers seat but why does Jack look stuck (they're very smart and should be able to get out) and what is that silver, retractable pole? It's too long to be a security device.
 

Treebeard

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I think the joke is that that is supposed to be a selfie stick.

"Look what I did!"
Daduq?!

So many questions.
So little time.

I get that this owner, obviously a doosh (ie bimmer owner), left Jack in the car unattended and Jack did the right thing by schitting on the drivers seat but why does Jack look stuck (they're very smart and should be able to get out) and what is that silver, retractable pole? It's too long to be a security device.
 

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Daduq?!

So many questions.
So little time.

I get that this owner, obviously a doosh (ie bimmer owner), left Jack in the car unattended and Jack did the right thing by schitting on the drivers seat but why does Jack look stuck (they're very smart and should be able to get out) and what is that silver, retractable pole? It's too long to be a security device.

:facepalm:

Firstly, driving a BMW does not automatically make you a “doosh”.

Secondly, if you can’t see that the dog has a shat-eating grin on his face as he takes a selfie beside his surprise treat for his master with his selfie stick then you need to get out more often.
 

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Firstly, driving a BMW does not automatically make you a “doosh”.

Secondly, if you can’t see that the dog has a shat-eating grin on his face as he takes a selfie beside his surprise treat for his master with his selfie stick then you need to get out more often.
Bimmer owners =
:triggered:

Evidently, I need to also start buying Jack Russels because all the breeds I've ever owned showed no ability to use either a selfie stick or any type of camera. Plus, no opposable thumb? Come on man!

So I apologize for not understanding the joke. Probably also related to the fact that I don't take, or understand the taking of, selfies.

Now that I get it, that Jack Russel is a doosh for doing that.
 

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:facepalm:

Firstly, driving a BMW does not automatically make you a “doosh”.

Secondly, if you can’t see that the dog has a shat-eating grin on his face as he takes a selfie beside his surprise treat for his master with his selfie stick then you need to get out more often.
I wouldn't put much stock in what a guy with a Pontiac as his avatar has to say.
 

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