Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
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People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point…
The glass is refillable.
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Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
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I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I've missed my exit.