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            ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store._ Can I help you?

            COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking
            about buying a computer.

            ABBOTT: Mac?

            COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

            ABBOTT: Your computer?

            COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

            ABBOTT: Mac?

            COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

            ABBOTT: What about Windows?

            COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

            ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

            COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

            ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

            COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

            ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

            COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
            proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

            ABBOTT: Office.

            COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

            ABBOTT: I just did.

            COSTELLO: You just did what?

            ABBOTT: Recommend something.

            COSTELLO: You recommended something?

            ABBOTT: Yes.

            COSTELLO: For my office?

            ABBOTT: Yes.

            COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

            ABBOTT: Office.

            COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

            ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

            COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, let's just say,
            I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

            ABBOTT: Word.

            COSTELLO: What word?

            ABBOTT: Word in Office.

            COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

            ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

            COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

            ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."

            COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some
            straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

            ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

            COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your
            business. Just tell me what I need!

            ABBOTT: Real One.

            COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 and 4. Can I
            watch them?

            ABBOTT: Of course.

            COSTELLO: Great, with what?

            ABBOTT: Real One.

            COSTELLO; OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

            ABBOTT: You click the blue "1."

            COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

            ABBOTT: The blue "1."

            COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue "W"?

            ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

            COSTELLO: What word?

            ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

            COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

            ABBOTT: No, just one._ But it's the most popular Word in the world.

            COSTELLO: It is?

            ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty
            much wiped out all the other Words.

            COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

            ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word._ Real One isn't even part of
            Office.

            COSTELLO: Stop!_ Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping?
            You have anything I can track my money with?

            ABBOTT: Money.

            COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

            ABBOTT: Money.

            COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

            ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

            COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

            ABBOTT: Money.

            COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

            ABBOTT: Yes._ No extra charge.

            COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer?_ How much?

            ABBOTT: One copy.

            COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

            ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

            COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

            ABBOTT: Why not?_ THEY OWN IT!

            (LATER)

            COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off??
             
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