Ron Zook fired, expected to return to job as bank janitor

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    He recruited well.
     
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      Ron Zook voted us # 2 behind OSU when the Big 10 was pressuring him to vote Michigan in front of us to get them in the BCS Championship game.
       
      • oxrageous

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        Oh. Then that makes everything okay.

        Zook SHOULD love the Gators, they made him millions (even though it’s all gone now). Hell, Zook should have a painting of Foley hung in his dining room.
         
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          Much better place to watch the Os than Memorial Stadium on 33rd st. in Balt. I’m sure. What a dump and yet, we’d dutifully drive up from NoVa just to see MLB. Actually saw Aaron there his last season when he was with the Brewers. (75?) My Pop took me & a buddy for my birthday.
           
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          If he really did blow his money, there has to be a good story. Realistically, he should have several mil socked away at this point.
           
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            I’ve been told by reputable sources that he does. Shirtless and riding a moose in the mountains somewhere. Supposedly it’s tasteful, but weird nonetheless.
             
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              My Son in Law is the line chef there, According to him Zooker still owns part of the place but could be wrong
               
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                    Hmmmmmmmm.... that last part has me suspicious. Almost as if it's a UF fan (perhaps who owns fireronzook.com) trying to ensure that Fooley doesn't somehow get him back in the building.

                     
                    #110 Swamp Donkey, Jan 12, 2019
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                      WOW swamp donkey and OX agree on something.

                      I am tempted to change my identity here to swamp hinny.
                       
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                      I hear Saban has a few open spots. Maybe The Zooker can get on the Bama-Rebuild-Your-Rep 12 month program? Worked for Lane.... well his was 3 years, but he’s a special case.
                       
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                        Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. :lol:
                         
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                        "- Fifth bullet point" had me literally laughing out loud.
                         
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                        I walked into that bank one time. Used the restroom after hitting the ATM and bumped into Zook near the stalls. He had on a set of large black rubber gloves, an apron, and was armed with a large plunger and a jug of industrial strength clog remover. Gave me a nod as I casually walked by on my way to the urinal. Hard working guy, that dude.
                         
                        #117 Durty South Swamp, Jan 13, 2019
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                          When I saw him in the bathroom he was seated on a stool next to a tip tray and holding a stack of neatly folded napkins. I used the hands-free dryer but gave him a five anyway.
                           
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                            you're a real humanitarian 78, thats why we love you.
                             
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                              Now you've done it. We get to hear PE laud what a wonderful worker he is, a "real man" for sticking his hand in that toilet.
                               

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