OK, tonight i'm just out of the shower upstairs, the bathroom door closed and I'm putting on my makeup. I hear a loud noise downstairs that sounded almost like someone fell and jerked down some window blinds or something. I throw on my clothes and head downstairs. momma is there in her chair doing a soduko or crossword.
"What was that loud noise I heard?"
"What noise?"
"I thought someone was breaking down the front door."
"Oh, I went to get some ice and it seemed stuck, I don't think anythings broke."
I went into the kitchen, slid the freezer drawer open and there as I expected was the ice tray, the front tray bracket that holds the defrost element, the foam pad that supports the element lying in the ice cubes and the element hanging by the wire. If I could hear the icemaker being ripped out of its place upstairs, how is it she thinks nothing is broken. Then she comes over and says "Honey I don't mind if you want to buy a new refrigerator. I just hate seeing you stand on your head trying to fix that thing." How hard is it to understand when you try to open the drawer and it only partially opens that something is wrong and not to just snatch it till it opens? Just go buy another one.
(sarcasm implied)
