Scottie Scheffler arrested

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Nalt

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Dont care.

And dont give a schiff about any golfer no one knows.

Bet that moron doesnt try to drive through a crime scene again.
When did he drive through a crime scene to begin with? Scheffler drove through, or near an accident scene. It wasn't a crime scene at all...
 

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Would be a fantastic defense.

Your honor, I am legally permitted to do what I want, drive through a crime scene, because I notice he forgot to flip his camera on.

Some people on twitter even declared the grassy berm the VIP lane, after all.

:Gavel:
You're really getting creative now. Scheffler, driving at night and in the rain, happen to notice that a tiny camera on a cops chest 50+ feet away wasn't on, so he figured he'd go for it.
 

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When did he drive through a crime scene to begin with? Scheffler drove through, or near an accident scene. It wasn't a crime scene at all...
It might be. It is a death investigation for the guy who just got run over by some jackass golfers.

That is why they had the detectives there, detecting stuff.

And trying to scrape the brains of the tires of the self important people, then put it in evidence bags.
 

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Would be a fantastic defense.

Your honor, I am legally permitted to do what I want, drive through a crime scene, because I notice he forgot to flip his camera on.

Some people on twitter even declared the grassy berm the VIP lane, after all.

:Gavel:
#coppantsmatter
 

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It might be. It is a death investigation for the guy who just got run over by some jackass golfers.

That is why they had the detectives there, detecting stuff.

And trying to scrape the brains of the tires of the self important people, then put it in evidence bags.
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Heard today that all charges have been dropped... I expected as much!
 

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I'm with Swonkey on this one. Cops are never overcontrolling ass hats and would never make a mistake or fly off the handle for no good reason, much less abuse their authority or use poor judgement....ever. Couple that with the fact that anybody who plays golf, either for fun or especially professionally, is guaranteed to be a condescending douchebag, and it all adds up to the crime of the century. Maybe now that the NYC jurors are done with Trump we can get them on the Scheffler case.
 

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It might be. It is a death investigation for the guy who just got run over by some jackass golfers.

That is why they had the detectives there, detecting stuff.

And trying to scrape the brains of the tires of the self important people, then put it in evidence bags.
He got run over by a bus not some jackass golfers.
 

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cRiMe ScEnE :tard:
It is a death investigation, fuchstard. There isnt a more important crime scene. If they let all the douchebags golfers drive through it and it ended up being a DUI manslaughter or something else weird, youd be one of the first ones on some webpage claiming the cops were incompetent because all the evidence was on some othrr douchebag golfers tires.
 
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