Stumpy Harris - RIP

Discussion in 'Main Sports Forum' started by daytonacane, Apr 1, 2021.

  1. AlexDaGator

    AlexDaGator The Hammer of Thor
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    Jun 19, 2014
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    I said “that DIDN’T involve alcohol”.

    We used to rate ugly chicks by how many beers you’d have to drink before banging her.

    A 6 pack was ugly. A 12 pack was really ugly. A case was disgusting. A keg was the worst.

    Except for Donk’s wife.

    She was an entire fcuking brewery.

    We actually debated if there was another level uglier than a brewery and some postulated there might exist a “Germany” as in you’d have to drink all the beer in Germany (which I understand is a LOT of beer) but that’s a purely theoretical Medusa-level of ugliness that may not even exist in real life.

    • alcoholica

      alcoholica I'm what Willis was talking about
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