Sweet Revenge of those DAWGS on World Wide Gatordom

[Alvin York]

Vladimir Putin knows...
Paris Hilton knows....
Milli Vanilli knows...
Al Qaeda knows...
Phillip Fulmer knows...
Bill and Hillary knows...
Richard Simmons knows....
The Hell's Angels know...
PETA knows...
The Pope knows...
Alanis Morrisette knows...
The people of Tennessee know...
All the stand up comedians know....
If he was living Albert Einstein would know...

My mamma knows...
Yo mamma, knows...

Gators and jorts go together like peas and carrots, like red beans and rice, like sugar and spice.....like SOS and his visor.

Hold up on that car wash, gentlemen. There's evidence this horrendous shame of the Gator Nation is all an audacious fraud perpetrated by some clever diabolical Georgia Bulldogs pranksters It was sweet revenge of the most catastrophic nature Sweet Jesus, yes, it was the DAWGs what done it. What did those tree dastardly pissing mutts do?

Read and discuss.

Me? I'm just laughing my ass off.

https://www.gatortailgating.com/conte...ar-jean-shorts

 

[GatorJ]

If there was ever a reason for a Dungeon…

 

[Alvin York]

If there was ever a reason for a Dungeon…

Can you dungeon the truth?

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Alvin, you have suffered with Gator envy for years. #10. Thou shalt not covet.

 

[GatorJ]

Can you dungeon the truth?

I obviously cannot dungeon anything

 

[Alvin York]

Alvin, you have suffered with Gator envy for years. #10. Thou shalt not covet.

10 years of suffering will make the retribution of a ballistic win in Neyland that much sweeter, don't you think? Stay tuned for further updates.

 

[t-gator]

So what if Tennessee beats us. It's not a rivalry anymore. We've squashed this rivalry.

 

[Phineus Maximus]

It's an inane insult that has absolutely no teeth. In addition, I can guarantee you that if you go to just about ANY school's football game, you will find people wearing jorts. It's not a fashion unique to the University of Florida. Furthemore, idiots like Alvin who continually perpetuate the "insult" don't have the cerebral wherewithal to understand that it has no effect as an insult. Oh, well. If that's the best they can do, let 'em have at it.

 

[Alvin York]

It's an inane insult that has absolutely no teeth. In addition, I can gurantee you that if you go to just about ANY school's football game, you will find people wearing jorts. It's not a fashion unique to the University of Florida. Furthemore, idiots like Alvin who continually perpetuate the "insult" don't have the cerebral wherewithal to understand that it has no effect as an insult. Oh, well. If that's the best they can do, let 'em have at it.

Therein lies the irony and point of the article. A few Dawg fans under fire taking heat from jeering Gator fans gave birth to the JORT myth you'll never be able to escape. It's the most devastating revenge I've ever encountered in college football. These dudes should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[oxrageous]

Speaking of the Bulldogs, I see Mr. SEC just registered.

 

[Alvin York]

My beef is why did if have to be redneck Georgia fans that came up with this gem. Why couldn't it have been Tennessee folk?

 

[Phineus Maximus]

Therein lies the irony and point of the article. A few Dawg fans under fire taking heat from jeering Gator fans gave birth to the JORT myth you'll never be able to escape. It's the most devastating revenge I've ever encountered in college football. These dudes should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

And that's what idiots like you don't get. There is NOTHING to escape from. It's a lame, if not the lamest, "insult" that really doesn't bother any Gator that I know.

"...most devastating revenge"? Hyperbole much?

 

[Phineus Maximus]

Speaking of the Bulldogs, I see Mr. SEC just registered.

I have a good feeling we'll shut him up come November.

 

[Mr. SEC]

Speaking of the Bulldogs, I see Mr. SEC just registered.

I read Alvin's article. Whoever wrote that did not know what the hell they were talking about...the "Gator's Wear Jean Shorts" dates back to the 1960's.

BTW, I have no doubt....none...whatsoever...none....four in a row this year. Book it.

 

[bradgator2]

My beef is why did if have to be redneck Georgia fans that came up with this gem. Why couldn't it have been Tennessee folk?

Jort jokes will never be worse than butt chugging or plunger jokes. Never.

 

[Alvin York]

Jort jokes will never be worse than butt chugging or plunger jokes. Never.

You'll be sorely disappointed to learn that plunger reference doesn't even register on the Vol Richter Scale. Weak, very weak.

 

[bradgator2]

 

[MJMGator]

Ball lickers and butt chuggers think we are insulted by the term jorts? The collective IQ of their fan bases cannot exceed their win total on any given year.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

 

[Gatorwitt]

Ball lickers and butt chuggers think we are insulted by the term jorts? The collective IQ of their fan bases cannot exceed their win total on any given year.

Their IQ's are much smaller than my jorts