Tebow suddenly retires from baseball to pursue "other opportunities"

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Give him a little time. Being a good CFB QB is harder than being a baseball player =

= Tebow in the batter's box, but there's an opposing player in the facing batter's box leaping
up-down & making Tasmanian devil noises while another guy kneeling behind Tim popping
him in the flex-knee area at any time, all while 2 pitched balls are coming, one from the pitcher
right of the mound, one from the pitcher left of the mound.

= Tebow in the outfield, swiftly chases down a deep drive hit; the runner on second rounds third,
Tim spins and fires a rocket from deep right. It hits the infield ground and bounces into the catcher's
mitt with the runner 12 feet from home. The umpire calls him safe. The ball hit the ground, it's incomplete.

Gaawwd, I shoulda been a sportswriter. :cool:
 

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Tebow in the outfield, swiftly chases down a deep drive hit; the runner on second rounds third,
Tim spins and fires a rocket from deep right. It hits the infield ground and bounces into the catcher's
mitt with the runner 12 feet from home. The umpire calls him safe. The ball hit the ground, it's incomplete.

Gaawwd, I shoulda been a sportswriter. :cool:
Bo Jackson, from the warning track - the ball does not hit the ground and is right on target - incredible throw.
BoJacksonTheThrow_e60mxfxj.gif
 

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Bo Jackson, from the warning track - the ball does not hit the ground and is right on target - incredible throw.
BoJacksonTheThrow_e60mxfxj.gif

Absolute greatness . The speedy runner turned confusedly and asked his teammate : "Who relayed that?"
That meant he was admiring the hard strike-throw by the relay man, yet it came from Bo at the warning track.
 

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Tebow retires from baseball:




Are you on a Resurrectathon?

Do you have any idea how dumb it is to post in a thread title that isnt at all what it says?

You may be too dumb for us to keep. Sorry. We liked you.
 

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Are you on a Resurrectathon?

Do you have any idea how dumb it is to post in a thread title that isnt at all what it says?

You may be too dumb for us to keep. Sorry. We liked you.

STFU dipsh*t. You know I don't start new threads for the sake of a new thread. If you want swampgas, go over there. You'll fit right in with all the other whiney b*tches.
 

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So Meyer enters the NFL and Tebow suddenly retires from baseball to pursue "other opportunities". Hmmmmm.

This from the guy who said Mullen was going to the NFL:dunno:

If he does go to the JAGS...I just might start watching again

NEWS ALERT: Something BIG in KANSAS:oxslap2:
 

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So Meyer enters the NFL and Tebow suddenly retires from baseball to pursue "other opportunities". Hmmmmm.
And of course they're both in Jax. Let the speculation, hand-wringing, conspiracy theories, insults and genealogical questioning commence.
 

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The only slot not filled on the Jags’ offensive staff is quarterbacks coach. Would you hire Tebow as quarterbacks coach? I wouldn’t.

You can forget strength and conditioning. They’ve already got four coaches there.
 

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The only slot not filled on the Jags’ offensive staff is quarterbacks coach. Would you hire Tebow as quarterbacks coach? I wouldn’t.

You can forget strength and conditioning. They’ve already got four coaches there.

Here is a thought...Tebow focuses more on Family and Mission Work. Or maybe he runs for Political Office?
 

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STFU dipsh*t. You know I don't start new threads for the sake of a new thread. If you want swampgas, go over there. You'll fit right in with all the other whiney b*tches.
False. He'd be banned the first day just like I was.

FTR when Tebow says "I feel called in other directions," he means literally any other direction other than one where he hits .163 as a 33-year-old in the Palooka leagues.
 
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