Total Vols Move (@TotalVolsMove) tweeted at 5:49 PM on Thu, Oct 03, 2019:
Be careful out there. My buddy had left two Tennessee football tickets in his car on the console and someone broke out his window and left four more. Total Vols Move on Twitter
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So a story about this that I heard today from one of my LSU friends. Last week one of his friends was invited to a talk that Peyton Manning was giving down in New Orleans. His friend had two tickets and so invited another friend, who happens to be a huge Gator fan. At some point there is a Q&A session as part of the talk. The Gator fan gets up to the microphone and says (apparently with a great big grin on his face), "What's happening at Tennessee is just a disaster and bad for college football. What can they do to get back to their glory days -- like when Tee Martin won the national championship?"
Apparently the question went over like a turd in a punch bowl -- Peyton did not think it was funny at all. My friend described it as a Spurrier-level troll.
It gets better. Apparently Peyton was really mad. The guy who brought the Gator fan got a text from Cooper Manning telling him Peyton was mad and asking who the Gator guy was. Told him not to bring him again. Other people started to text him asking about who the Gator guy was. Said that you couldn't speak to Peyton Manning like that. So he got under everyone's skin. Fantastic.
I don't know who this Gator fan is, but he's a legend in my eyes. Absolutely hilarious.
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Every year, Tennessee lost early then put together a winning streak at the end of the year feasting on Vandy and Kentucky and assorted other cupcakes. Every year their fan base would puff out their chests in November forgetting all about their earlier losses. It's like clockwork. Volsheimers.
This year, because of Covid, the easy part of their schedule was the front end and the harder part is the back end. So last year's Volsheimers bled into "the longest active winning streak in the SEC" at the beginning of this year. They really thought they were "back"
Then reality slapped them hard, over and over again, leaving a bunch of mushroom-shaped bruises on their stupid ignorant faces.
Suck it Vols.
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