Tennessee is in shambles; Hires Danny “1 for 1” White as AD

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    So... Malzahn and Freeze were busy.

    Im sort of glad they aren't there. Life is a lot easier for our next coach.
     
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      @RossDellenger: College football!
       
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          Back when the Manhattan Project was in full swing and prior to the completion of their safety factor equations, there was some concern that their work would set the atmosphere itself on fire. Given the amount of suction being created by complete implosion of UT someone needs to start crunching the numbers to make sure the entire southeast isn't about to be pulled into the event horizon.
           
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            We just had a Defensive Analyst spot open up. Hire Steele for that job. He won't need much of a salary. Steele can be the DC-in-waiting for next season when Fat Bastard's contract is up.
             
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              Who in their right minds would join the UT volume-tears?
               
              • Swamp Donkey

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                So you think he is stepping down from DC to be our DCIW for a lame duck HC?
                 
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                  They really expect to hire someone better than Steele? What a joke
                   
                • Swamp Donkey

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                  Will all due respect, I dont believe this for a second.
                   
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                  No, I don’t. The comment was tongue-in-cheek. I’m sure Steele is in a financial position to take his time and wait for a great offer. Analyst ain’t it.
                   
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                  Sometimes my sarcasmeter gets fouled by rum.
                   
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                    ask your doc to start you on disulfiram and you won’t want that rum
                     
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                      You're drunk, so I'll mansplain it to you. Some guy made an attempt at a humorous tweet by basing his "highest paid" comment per the weekly rate of Steele's 2 weeks on the job. $450K x 52 weeks is over $23M for the year. So yeah, lame but accurate if you ignore the annual total. Did I type that slow enough for you?
                       
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                        FIFY
                         
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                        I would generally agree - but they did pay a buyout to a coach that never even made it to campus.
                         
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                        Prolly not. Next time use more spaces. A lot more. It helps him read s l o w l y . . .
                         
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                          Poverty

                           
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                            Why can't I have jobs like that?
                            Steele must have the same agent as Charlie Weis and Will Muschamp.
                             
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                              Does anyone else think Heupel looks a little bit like Tinker from Roadhouse?

                              joshtinker.jpg
                               
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                                Give him one more season and he'll look like he ate Tinker from Roadhouse.
                                 
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