Best Posts in Thread: The Chimp mercifully FIRED at South Carolina; to hire Shane Beamer as coach

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    You have to know McElwain is already googling the distance from Columbia to the Georgia aquarium.
     
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      All those bastard Cock fans taunted us and said we were idiots. We tried to warn them. I hope his replacement is worse, but the only way that's possible is if they hire Butters.
       
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        The cocks should hire granthum, keep the tradition alive
         
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          He and Charlie Weiss are the smartest business men ever.
           
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                Al Gore says it will all be under water by 2010, so there's that to look forward to.
                 
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                  The Chimp at least worked at his job. Butters was inexcusably lazy. I think Chimp is better, how sad is that? Jim McElwain is the sorriest excuse for a coach I have ever seen.
                   
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                    I don’t disagree. But this one is a little different. He’s one of the most ego-driven people I’ve ever seen. He insisted on being HCIW at Texas, rather than just a DC. When there was any questioning of his strategy or performance here, he went crazy. He spent days lobbying Usce for the job, scoffing at the notion that he was just a coordinator and not HC material. And then he’s been rinse-repeat in his demeanor there. So yeah, he’s wealthy. But he’s having yet another program announce to the world that he’s not what he’s so desperately and stubbornly wanted to be. And by doing it during Covid, they’re also saying he’s just too awful to even keep on, even though they don’t really even have the money to be doing this right now. It’s a failure in the biggest sense of the world and I know it’s eating him up, sitting in his mansion or not. That makes me smile.

                    I don’t care for him.
                     
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                        "I mean he is the head coach of the best team in Michigan"
                         
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                            Worth noting that it took this board just 159 posts to get from Muschamp to prostate massage/milking.
                             
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                              Butters gave it the 'ol college try. Did pretty damn well.
                               
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                                I actually had a response planned out about how she died of cancer in recent years, the horror of watching her wither away in front of our children.

                                Actually, she's alive and well, and not speaking to me since I voted for Trump. She may as well be dead to me at this point. :grin:
                                 
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                                  Muschamp has accepted a job teaching at the Bernie Madoff Higher Education Center now sponsored by Enron and the descendants of Enrico Ponzi
                                   
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                                    SC trying to get Freeze before TN gets him.
                                     
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                                      Good on South Carolina, glad to see people show some balls, espicially in a time when having balls and showing them isn't always the popular decision.
                                       
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                                        imagine. If they hired Butters.

                                        That would just be amazing.
                                         
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                                          Didn't see the sticky. I'll accept my threads merciful death.
                                           

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