The Chimp mercifully FIRED at South Carolina; to hire Shane Beamer as coach

[MidwestChomp]

I can't believe he lasted this long. Has there ever been a HC as schitty as Muschump who drove 2 SEC schools into the ground?

 

[Gator87]

He's a $hitty coach and a good businessman, no doubt, but 28-30 is about what you would expect at a $hithole like USCe. I think they were spoiled by SOS. What he did there was nothing short of amazing, and even Spurrier saw the writing on the wall so much so that he hauled a$$ midseason to avoid the impending disaster. I don't care who they hire. They are a 500 program and I expect that's where they will remain.

His agent is a good businessman, he on the other hand is a complete dumbass and shytty football coach. He’s not even the defensive genius he’s proclaimed to be, giving up 37 points a game this season.

 

[TLB]

The guy is such a joke. I’m not sure how anyone can stand the son of a ***** . On top of that he’s arrogant as hell.

You talking about Donk, or Ox? I lost track reading up through the replies.

 

[TLB]

Perfect for a glorified retiree like Holtz and Spurrier to go have some fun. Disastrous if you’re trying to actually win anything.

Exactly what I'm think, because NOBODY is going to compete in conference for wins @USCe. And NOBODY is going to compete for recruits in the region with Clemson in state.

However, as we contemplate retired coaches...I suspect there's one salivating for the job right now:

 

[soflagator]

Exactly what I'm think, because NOBODY is going to compete in conference for wins @USCe. And NOBODY is going to compete for recruits in the region with Clemson in state.

However, as we contemplate retired coaches...I suspect there's one salivating for the job right now:

All I see is midline understanding, dripping with a decided schematic advantage. Almost not fair.

 

[UFHealthGator]

Before I state my piece here on Chimp let me qualify it with this: I hated the guy and still do. The very HOUR we hired him I thought we were in for a disaster. The day we fired him I felt like celebrating by going on a three day bender. Now, having said all that some of you guys kill me. The first thing i see is the yelping over the payoff. That's called capitalism. If you can convince some damn fool to pay an exuberant price for your services based on whatever you put on your resume or interview then more power to you. Look at Monte Kiffin who continues to sell some fake elixir of success in a 1A program and there seems to always be some jughead stumbling over them selves to pay him millions. Kiffin is 3-4 and on the SEC Final game show I thought Gene Chizik was going to propose to him over the way he's handling Matt Corral. That goes for the show's host as well. So there is always some believer somewhere. Muschamp has his as well. He'll stumble into a DC job somewhere and get a million plus for it to add to the gains he already has. My beef is with the lunkhead who hires Chimper not he who manages to do a Jedi mind trick on making the check writer think: "Yes, he's the coach we've been looking for." I wish the hell I knew how to do that Jedi move.

Nobody arguing about capitilism. God bless the stock market has been kind to me. Generally speaking, it rewards success and punishes failure. Looks like many athletic directors failed to get the memo.

 

[FireFoley]

Nobody arguing about capitilism. God bless the stock market has been kind to me. Generally speaking, it rewards success and punishes failure. Looks like many athletic directors failed to get the memo.

 

[Gator87]

F South Carolina, they are historically a sub .500 football team that thinks they are relevant in the world of big time college football. The only reason they have a barely above .500 record, at 614-592-44, right now is because of Steve Spurrier and his 86-49 record, and they shyt all over him when he left. They got what they deserved when they hired Chimp, a proven incompetent boob, and declared that they hired a guy who was going to take them to the top.

 

[NavetG8r]

Did he have any 5*s on the hook that we can poach?

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Did he have any 5*s on the hook that we can poach?

Their class is ranked 50th. What do you think?

 

[NOLAGATOR]

We tried to warn them?

This is a clear case of a coach that needs to stay at DC. But heck, SECN will probably pick him up.

Advice to Chump:...Stay Down...Stop getting up...Stay down

 

[Frozen Gator]

I'm sad, I wish he was at USCe for the rest of my natural life. One caveat, unless they hire Grantham.

 

[RiverRat]

imagine. If they hired Butters.

That would just be amazing.

Nobody and I mean NOBODY is that stupid!
Well Almost nobody, forgot about Cent Mich.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

I'm sad, I wish he was at USCe for the rest of my natural life. One caveat, unless they hire Grantham.

Oh please...Oh yes, PLEASE...Hire Grantham.

 

[Bushmaster]

$24,000 dollar question........ What if Mullen hired him to replace dog butt?

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[Bushmaster]

The idea that you get $21 million for getting fired twice and abject failure makes me sick.

Not just twice. Twice DURING THE SEASON. I can't think of anyone else that's happened to.

 

[Mr2Bits]

imagine. If they hired Butters.

That would just be amazing.

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Hugh Freeze and Gamecocks. There’s a lot of game day signs to be made out of that one.

 

[lagator]

Nobody and I mean NOBODY is that stupid!
Well Almost nobody, forgot about Cent Mich.

Foley?

 

[UFHealthGator]

He is a fantastic coach! Won the SEC east twice and beat Kirby! We were just tired of all the winning we did with our 5 star QB Claribelle.

Would strongly recommend my dear Cocks.