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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for qestions today. special thanks to hoffa for the fruit fly pesticide we barely saw them today. the program also want to thank hoffa for the porta potties out behind the studio. they were busy today. sas ate 15 tacos and spent part of the morning in there(throw dem draws away before sexy 6 see them no way will you wipe all that schit in your ass off ask byron). at noon hoffa entered with his news magazine flat earthers today and stayed til 3pm. alchy beat on the porta potty door not realizing it was unlocked but finally got in there around 315pm jumping up and down claiming something was popping off in his mouth. alchy was also eating double stuff oreos at that time. the handicapped porta potty with the rails will need a serious deep cleaning with bleach. bugs is pissed at the amount of emails he is receiving from nancy pelosi(just answer them). she wants some broccoli spores. as most of you know i work in a maximum security prison. sas offered some advice on controlling contraband during bible study. sas advice was let them attend butt nakked. sas, it wont be bible study at that point it will be orgy study a regular sodomy extravaganza. sas keep your day job. hoffa exited the porta potty as i was asking about spicer. hoffa stated he was last seen hanging out at the welfare office or maybe looking for a job. sexy 6 who was in the breakroom stated you cant put spicer and job in the same sentence.hugh entered the studio and spoke about having sex with his wife twice and both times giving her an opportunity to release stress and fustrations(nut), again sexy 6 hollered from the breakroom lies!. finally al bundy conned me into bringing the flat earth theory/debate onto the show(big mistake) al bundy knew it, said a couple of words and then haul ass fishing. (al if your reading this dont do that schit anymore) decaf alchy,ca91,detroit,donkey,uf812,zambo,sas, drivebys in no specific order sexy 6,bugs,assman,sas,ca91,janice,al bundy,hoffa,byron,detroit,mamba,g.webb,donk,uf812,david duke,hugh heffner,ron jeremy,alchy,zambo, everyone have a safe holiday. enjoy your families, dont drink to much we will see you back here on july 5th its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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finally al bundy conned me into bringing the flat earth theory/debate onto the show(big mistake) al bundy knew it, said a couple of words and then haul ass fishing. (al if your reading this dont do that schit anymore)

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So dubs is on vacation so no outro, but this exchange had to be shared. Start at the bottom where our beloved t-gator starts talking about the missing and missed Ray Finkle. :lol:

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we had a spirited show today. pines stopped by the program and viciously attacked and mauled spicer. pines insulted spicer calling him a "arrogant& smug " and full of dumbassery. strangely there was no rebuttal from spicer. bugs spent all day meeting with chuck schumer but should be back tomorrow. bna stopped by the program. bna informed the audience that he is looking for zambo(you know the guy that tried meat in his mouth once) not sure what he wants with zambo but he was advised to wear a zipper instead of button fly on his jeans. al bundy took over the program from here. al bundy begin to give the audience a steady dose of mgtow. al spoke at length about wimmens needing to stay home and raise kids, keeping the house clean,having babies,and making sandwiches. sexy 6 was in the second row got pissed when she heard the wimmen bashing and stated she doesnt have to put up with this. sexy 6 stormed out the back door barely missing daffy who was next in line at the porta potty. once she had left goon stood up and stated its unbelievable the katowing thats going on. al thanked goon for his spelling of the word. al states for 60 yrs he been spelling it wrong. heavy who had just recieved a called stated he was hoping sexy 6 would make him a sammich. glad she wasnt around because he would have to use that asp baton to keep her off his ass(she has a little fire you know). i think al may be suffering from the most severe/acute desert dic ever witness in the free world. i think al may be backed up. my producer motioned to me i had a caller, it was sexy 6. sexy 6 informed me that the program was not entertaining at all. sexy 6 states she sat thru 5 hrs of wimmens bashing and without wimmens your hands would be your best friend and hung up on me(still peeved). finally byron informed the program that he was taking a bike ride in leon county, its suicide(i will be handling all the husband duties from here on with the exception of putting the girls thru college. getting my ass kicked now, so no thanks!) decaf pines,alex,alky,pointer,mexican,gatorbait,heversle,lake gator, drivebys in no specific order spicer,hoffa,daffy,sexy6,byron long,pines,five-0,bna,goon,hugh heffner,alex,al bundy,bugs,lake gator,alky,ron jeremy,pointer,david duke,heverlse,mexican,mamba,gatorbait, everyone have a wonderful evening is time to commute :bananawave:
 

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Well Gators, that’s all the time we have today for questions. Dubs had a gang prevention meeting this afternoon so he hosted this morning, while Bugs hosted the late morning and afternoon. We start the day with Rimmer viciously attacking the show host and the show in general for being on the level of Jerry Springer. Dubs then said he needed a tissue and blocked himself in the handicap stall. Bryon chimed and said these attacks must stop. Just ask for clarification instead of getting the panties in a wad. Dubs then came back on the show. But then Byron ran into the stall giggling talking about swim shorts that let the dong hang out. Sluggo ran after him yelling, I wear compression shorts! We see what you did there guys. Sexy6 then called in with a sexy sounding Hi, and Dubs asked her if she was obsessed with Spicer. Spicer was hurt, and said Sexy6 always likes negative posts about him. Bugs threw out some bait about Spicer’s mod abilities being subpar. Migraine agreed. At that point Ppines came on the stage (in a sneaky way) and before he could say anything about Spicer, Spicer bolted (he saw you Ppines), but came back when MJM responded that Spicer likes to lash out and is disappointing. Spicer responded with an emphatic you’re disappointing. Speaking of mods the conversation turned to internships, and Ox using the mods as unpaid interns. Coach called in and said intern teachers have to PAY. Migraine said teachers are pervs and showed a story of a teacher adopting a teenage boy to have sex with him. Assman was excited at first but was highly disappointed that the teacher was fugly. The show called Slick Willy, and he even said the teacher is gross. Wow, never thought Willy would turn down an opportunity. At this point several audience members who were staring at and drooling over Sexy6 said she should be an option for show hosting duties when Dubs is not around. Hoffa called in and mentioned he would like to see pictures of Sexy6 before making a decision about this…careful Sas. At the end of the show, a particular poster (we’ll call this poster Lurker) mentioned that if he or she had a nickname he or she would express opinions on the show in order to remain anonymous in the outro. Dubs you hear this? And finally at the very very end, after Bugs had a meeting, he came back to BNA rambling about being Naked and Afraid (you figure it out for yourselves). Drive bys in no specific order Spicer, Pancho villa, Rimmer, Byron, Daffy Duck, Hoffa, Janice, BNA, Sexy6, Coach , Migraine, Al Bundy, Ppines, Postmaster, Goon, Sluggo, MJM, Slick Willy, David Duke, Assman, Lurker, Detroit, Mamba. Everyone have a wonderful evening. Watch out for flying corn dogs. :bananawave:
 
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Well Gators, that’s all the time we have today for questions. The show started with Hugh rambling about Metallica and his wife talking about nailing James Hatfield. Hugh said that would be OK, but not the pussy ass Lars. Just then Sexy6 burst through the door and said Orlando sucks, but I have a short work day. Hugh said so it’s a Spicer day to which Spicer said something about Hugh’s penis :suspect2:. The conversation quickly turned to reminiscing about posters on the old board, and BNA determined Sexy6 was LBSpikes enabler because she was googling information for him. In a stunning turn of events, Spicer said Sexy6 makes him laugh, and she gave him an ole pat on the back. Sexy6 then mentioned she has to pay to work at her place of employment. She clarified that it is an association. Dubs is that you? Sexy6 wouldn’t disclose what type of association. Some suggested Spicer knows nothing about professional association dues (not likely, he knows everything), but Spicer said he has never been paid to work a day in his life. Lurker clarified that Spicer meant he has never worked a day in his life. Lurker mentioned he has to pay fees to look at rocks for a living, but kids love to look for rocks in weird places. Strangely, Pancho Villa called in and mentioned the weirdest place Byron has ever done it was in the butt with a virgin, how does Pancho know this? Spicer and Hoffa then proceeded to talk about antennas again. Hoffa said many antennas have a small package for his area, but it works OK, better than Spicer’s at least. After many audience members told Spicer to just hurry up and decide, Spicer left unsatisfied. Pancho called in again and wondered who is considered an athlete. Professional eaters? Fat golfers? Fat Bowlers? NASCAR drivers? We did agree that lady pole dancers are incredible athletes, but not women who roid up to 225 pounds. Drive bys in no particular order. Hugh, Goon, Mamba, Spicer, Daffy Duck, Byron, Sexy6, BNA, Ppines, Hoffa, Pasty, Lurker, Pancho Villa, Ca, Al Bundy, Bernardo, Coach, Bannon, Rimmer, Mamba, Diddy. Have a great weekend. Watch out for birders, and try to not get accosted by LDR on Twitter. :bananawave:
 
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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. bugs informed the program that himey had a pretty wife and he catches wood when he sees her. he also stated he was giving congress woman maxine walters a tour of the seed plant and that he had already started sucking up to the new boss. in a bizarre twist pines came onto the program and is concerned about his wifes upcoming business trip it seems she has issues keeping her panties from around her ankles. pines reached out to our resident wimmen expert al bundy who advised him to go on amazon and buy a chasity belt and keep the keys with him. at that very moment my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was spicer. spicer stated he had banged mrs pines and it was just ok, spicer stated shes like a female sasquatch down there its a bush safari. this made pines furious. pines stated that spicer is a midget mod and a slapdick(never did figure out what that meant) stay tune for this developing story. speaking of extra marital affairs al bundy came into studio and began continuing his assault on wimmens. sexy 6 stormed out of the studio. al bundy saw this and stated she was upset that he had figured out that she had other dudes phone numbers in her phone just in case her and sas divorced. al bundy stayed awhile and left. sexy 6 returned but refused to answer any questions just stared off in the distance. al tried to sneak in the back door sexy 6 spotted him and again left the studio only returning at the end of the program still refusing to answer any questions. sexy 6 did admit that daffy freaks her out. speaking of daffy. daffy admitted he was white but amazingly states his dic is black(needs bleaching). detroit who was reading a jet magazine revealed that he was white. i did a dub show flash poll and found that my entire audience is white(amazing) and no jews. detroit says jewish girls bring black dudes home to rebel against their fathers(no one wanted to admit they had jewish daughters). as you know its been extremely hot the last couple of days and byron stopped by the studio with a incident that just happened. appearently his wifes best friend was visiting his house and was getting hammered and became hotter than a hanebero pepper. the wifes best friend takes off all her clothes and jumps in the pool nekked. byron rushed to where her clothes were sniffing and licking her crotch(amazingly on a hot sticky day her crotch smelled like krispy kreme doughnuts according to byron) this defies all logic and gravity. after eating the crotch byron went over to his wife and french kissed her leaving blue jeans strands in her teeth(now thats love). two lurkers were pulled out today 82bag and rog. slick willie dropped by the program to inform my audience that all wimmens lie, al bundy immediately caught wood and headed to the porta potty dic in his left hand and the new issue of mgtow in his right. this cause assman to think al bundy had been watching black gay porn. sexy 6 exited the studio again but this time byron stated he watched her bookmarked the black men gay website(interesting)decaf members rog,bna,detroit,lurker,zambo,82bag, drivebys in no specific order bugs,sexy 6,daffy,goon,hugh heffner,spicer,al bundy,rimmer,slick willie,pines,robin hood,rog,mamba,byron long,assman,bna,detroit,lurker,zambo,hoffa,ron jeremy,david duke,82bag, everyone be on the lookout for g20 protestors its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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  1. dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. it was a interesting show, full of gay fantasies and fond childhood memories. we will start with the fond childhhood memories. byron stopped by the program and stated he remembers walking home from school schiting on himself and throwing his pants over in his neighbors yard and walking into his house ass chocked full of schit. mother didnt say a word. mighty neighborly of him. sexy 6 dropped by the set and is complaining about being tired. sexy 6 has been going to concerts night after night and getting little sleep. my producer motioned to me i had a caller it was g. webb. g. webb stated one of his sources witness sas catch wood at a concert and bust off in his pants. sexy 6 became enraged stating she has to compete with all these dudes that wants to constantly ride sas's dic. she is sick of it. sexy 6 has a message for all you dic riders she states she knows first hand that its good but yall need to stay off his dic and leave the riding to her. she exited the studio again. bugs stopped by the program beaming about getting a happy face tattooed on his dic(not sure where bugs is going here).bugs later met with that french president dude that squeezed trumps hand ( not sure what they talked about). cooter stopped by the program and has started using bounty industrial strength paper towels with absorbant pockets to wipe his ass. cooter has been throwing it out the bathroom window. mrses cooter is finding them in her garden. lurker and assman was throwing the liberal term around and miraculously and wasnt attacked.(assman is moving to the center).pines showed up looking to start with spicer, but spicer had turned to bugs viciously attacking him calling him a fake vegan. bugs still invited him to dinner. sexy 6 bolted twice today and bugs once. lastly bna dropped by the program and admitted he is a injun, he will be known as blackfoot. decaf rimmer,alex,bannon,uf812,atx,blackfoot,drivebys in no specific order bugs,assman,rimmer,cooter,sexy 6, byron long,pines,spicer,poncho villa,hoffa,hugh heffner,robin hood,lurker,goon,alex,al bundy,blackfoot,migraine,david duke, g. webb,bannon,slick willie,ron jeremy,atx, everyone drink a red bull tonight and get your ass back in here tomorrow its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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it was a interesting show, full of gay fantasies and fond childhood memories. we will start with the fond childhhood memories.

I was waiting for the gay fantasies, but they never came. I feel cheated.:fatnanner:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. poncho villa started us off with mac and his recruiting prowless(he has none). bugs phone in and stated he would be running late. he was touring the seed fields with donald trump jr. looking for hillary emails or any other dirt they could find. al bundy stopped by the set and informed my audience that he has not informed his daughter that he is a founding member of mgtow(his secret is safe with us) al then informed me that he believes his daughter has the right equiptment(ass) to withstand this category 5 pressure i been endowed with. (tbd awaiting pics). from this we slid into the perv segment byron entered the studio and the program turn into prison gang rape conference. bugs finally came out the field and wanted to know how the inmates know who to rape(easy bugs they try everyone). byron interrupted bugs and stated he has always been fascinated with gang rapes in prisons. and have dreamed about a bunch of sweaty dudes around his ass. byron then asked that the subject be changed and left the studio mumbling. rimmer called in and stated that its about time that aryans are put first david & bannon agrees. hugh heffner informed blackfoot that the whiteman has been ass raping injuns for centuries. someone hollered from the back that this was fake news. mamba walking past the stage whispered something to hugh stating he didnt want me to go soft(not sure what to make of this)zambo stopped by the program and is concern about the monkeys and admitted he was a raging liberal(the mexican was notified and will strip him of founding status ) ron jeremy stopped by the set and gave me a powerpoint presentation of "beefy white wimmen"(wimmen with nice asses not boards) which absolutely caused migraine elbow to hurt and david duke sinuses to run. not to be outdone bugs put on a slide of a "beefy white housewife"(perfect ass) i caught wood exited the stage and went to the handicapped porta potty with the rails. moments later before i could finish, hoffa was beating on the door stating he had to jackfruit. i exited he went in and entertained himself hollering "vegan pull pork" vegan pull pork"babs wife pulled out atx, and prison ass raping pulled out thick&thin and the professor. finally sleepy......err... sexy 6 wiped the sleep from her eyes and came to the studio at the end of the day(my advice take your ass home and get some sleep before you are terminated for sleeping. decaf members rimmer,lurker blackfoot,atx,alex,professor,thick &thin,detroit,drivebys bugs,byron,poncho villa,sexy 6,hugh heffner,rimmer,lurker,blackfoot,hoffa,atx,assman,migraine,spicer,al bundy,zambo,mamba,ron jeremy,alex,professor,thick&thin,cooter,detroit,goon,david duke,slick willie, everyone tell a love one you love them its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. we begin the outro with breaking news. the mexican made a rare appearence on the program and informed my audience that he was quiting his job to become a full time janitor. i hired him to clean up the semen in the porta potties out back.(mexican make sure you double glove, bugs was in there last with vegan pull pork) and hoffa again had jack fruit for breakfast and a side of vegan pull pork. speaking of bugs he joined the program late again because he was on a conference call with jared kushner(no idea what they discussed). bugs then started art work for mgtow specifically al bundy and was commission by al bundy for artwork depicting mgtow art attacking wimmens. this infuriated sexy 6 and she left the studio. bugs later apologized but sexy 6 sensing it wasnt sincere refused to accept it. byron tried to help in vain(stay tune for this development). byron stopped by the studio and revealed that he is one of the luckiest husbands on earth. byron states long after everyone goes to bed mrs. byron turns off all the lights with the exception of her night stand lamp on the side of the bed and gets butt nekked. she then starts reading novels based on a lone white lady being in a dark dank cave with cavemen being savagely banged. she then gets sweaty and bothered and wakes him up in the middle of the night and they bang(kid #3 is probaly on the way). sexy 6 returned back to the studio as the audience were talking about eating coon and other disgusting schit(chitterlings). out of nowhere sexy 6 shouted out i'm not a fan of dark meat(unsolicited). as i stared at her in disbelief she stared back stating "i cant fix that comment". ca91 came by to offer our daily dose of racism, ca91 stated he allowed a blackman to change his oil in his vehicle at jiffy lube. ca91 then stood up and with a heil hitler salute yelled white power and exited the studio heading to bible study with his sister and her black girlfriend.bugs left the studio twice today, sexy 6 left the studio twice today and the mexican left the studio once today. ron jeremy pulled out zambo, sexy 6 pulled out marianna,byron pulled out alchy, the mere mention of the porta potty pulled rog out. decaf zambo ,churchill,mamba,mexican,professor,gatordiddy,rimmer,rog,ca91, drivebys robin hood,hugh heffner,churchill,byron,bugs,daffy,mamba,mexican,al bundy,professor,assman,blackfoot,ron jeremy,hoffa,migraine,zambo,sexy 6,gatordiddy,rimmer,lurker,rog,ca91,g.webb,goon,alchy,david duke, everyone enjoy your wknd dont drink to much its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. mexican if your reading this the handicapped porta potties outback are in need some attention they are filthy. daffy is complaining that there is no toliet paper so he had to pull his draws up chock full of schit. it was a very slow day on the program so bugs entertained and put on a farmers market/botany/ veggie exhibit. bugs spoke about various veggies and began with tomatoes. sexy 6 halted the exhitbition stating she dont like tomatoes because she doesnt like slime&seeds in her mouth. so bugs moved on to celery, sexy 6 halted him again and stated she dont like stalks in her mouth either. bugs really begin getting annoyed so he then started about carrots once again sexy 6 stopped him carrots are hard and raw. out of the blue hoffa stood up and yelled he likes cucumbers in his fruity pebbles. not to be out done rimmer who was in the back because he's not a fan of the nicnames shouted "my balls is not fruity" sexy 6 left the studio. hoffa came up on stage and was concerned about spicer not allowing audience members to answer questions before he rudely cuts them off and answers the questions for them. my producers motioned to me i had a caller it was migraine. migraine states spicer wants to create a welfare state where like him no one has to work(interesting thought he was conservative). blackfoot entered the studio and ranted for about 45 seconds about the whiteman stealing the land from the indians before boarding a flight in moccasons heading to las vegas to gamble and free drinking tickets. slick willie dropped by the set to inform the audience that goon, from goon&goon likes bud. lastly it appears the mexican and byron have purchased a bidet to have stuff shot up there asses, thats how it starts out next wood will be up in there. mentioning inserting things pulled sc gator out. decaf members blackfoot,rog,alchy,pointer,alagator drivebys bugs,goon,daffy,assman,rimmer,poncho villa,blackfoot,hugh heffner,sexy 6,hoffa,al bundy,rog,,migraine,lurker,slick willy,robinhood,david duke,alchy,sc gator,pointer, watch for angry vegans its time to commute :bananawave:
 

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It appears hoffa and migraine have taken on the "lying sack of senile schit" role :suspect:
 

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I'm beginning to take offense with @dubster1 with his lack of recognition to my contributions to the show. I brought valuable information about the current 30-year fixed and all I get at the end of the day is a random "drive-by"? :shakehead:
 

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I'm beginning to take offense with @dubster1 with his lack of recognition to my contributions to the show. I brought valuable information about the current 30-year fixed and all I get at the end of the day is a random "drive-by"? :shakehead:
not sure you were being truthful about you and that fish
 

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