The dubster Outro Thread

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#3).....ca91 started his own bday thread and liked it. spicer wouldve never allowed this...

nope, sure wouldn't. He would have had a thread bright and early, apparently these "mods" don't give a schit about the people.
 

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dubster1: shops closed....#10)...the bell head slobbering continues for kelly...#9)....the mexican is pimping antifa to wage war on twitter against gator country......#8)...matlock says robin has lost his virginity to some dude. poncho chimed in and stated robin also gave his first bj, bubbles was notified...#7)...spicer checked in and informed sexy 6 that he misses her(no response) just crickets....6)....hoffa arrived and gave us our daily dose of racism, spicer defended it....#5)....assman is calling for more diversity in the shop....#4)....in a stuning development daffy has whored himself out to blackfeets in exchanged for a lifetime membership.......#3)... it would seem that tracking aircraft is the new craze. once the plane lands anywhere near kelly posters catch wood and go and beat off. lots of sore dics in here today...#2)......dopeman reported that he stuck 4 fingers up some married ladies ass. hope he wash his hands afterwards or schit sandwhich would be a correct term for dinner....#1)......assman is worried that throughout late last evening he had a gurgling sound coming from his ass. find a mirror and give youself a rectum exam complete with fisting we will see you right here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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.#8)...matlock says robin has lost his virginity to some dude. poncho chimed in and stated robin also gave his first bj, bubbles was notified...
This abomination will not stand the truth test. Womens from all over will attest to the fact that coach is hetero all day (and all nite) in any situation. You coulda locked him up in a male prison from the time he hit puberty and his record of hetero only would have remained intact (along with other things). These charlatans making such claims will feel the wrath of my morning ponderings
in due time (as soon as I can decipher the matlock/pancho sh#t...........and who is bubbles?
 

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This abomination will not stand the truth test. Womens from all over will attest to the fact that coach is hetero all day (and all nite) in any situation. You coulda locked him up in a male prison from the time he hit puberty and his record of hetero only would have remained intact (along with other things). These charlatans making such claims will feel the wrath of my morning ponderings
in due time (as soon as I can decipher the matlock/pancho sh#t...........and who is bubbles?

Hey coach, don't shoot the messenger bro!:grin:
 

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I gotta rep to maintain. I cant having slander and lies like this out there on the interweb........
 

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dubster1: shops closed....#10).....a majority of gators are still slurping on kellys bellhead......#9)......silky dropped by and informed the shop on pimps and hoes....i personally think uf is getting pimped.....#8)....assman spoke at length about his colon bubbling and digging in an ass chock full of schit....#7)...al reported he was having diffculty beating off due to this coaching search. his dic is as limp as stricklins efforts to land kelly.....#6)...sexy 6 had an outburst and stated poster 78 should step away from the computer for awhile. i'm sure trauma girl could help him with his issues......#5)......bubbles posted child porn babik and that subway dude jared and sandusky was notified....#4)...hugh states he spotted spicer at a parade in magic kingdom. hugh states spicer was with the rest of the dwarfs that smile and waved. his daughter will cherish the moment always...#3)...cooter stated he had a huge dic. it was immediately disputed.assman stated he doubts cooters dic still works, and gets he way. while pc stated cooter has small hands....#2).......hugh thinks byron is hung like a 14 yr old roy moore was notified. day or night roy will get it.......#1).....the mexican revealed that poncho was gay. the mexican sent poncho a pic of his dic but there was nothing in the photo. poncho had it enlarged still nothing. the mexican will attempt to send another one when it is dark ...see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed......#10)...not sure who donated the lifetime membership to me, but if your reading this thank-you......#9)....the mexican has a klingon cloaking device he snuck up on hugh posting some of the greatest ass pics around. even sexy 6 said damn!. the mexican uncloaked off the starward bow and put ivory in hughs ass. assman your needed to stitch....#8)...lake and bubbles got into a heated arguement about nothing....#7).....gator arts informed the shop that he has confirmed that assman is gay. it should be noted that assman is a avid fan of the hallmark channel and cried when ole yeller died.....#6)....assman wants chip kelly in his guts(you decide).....#5).....antifa wants to suck robbie off, but he's married.....#4)...daffy is on his way to that life time membership he seems sane now and not taking other posters medicine.....#3)......sas continues his belief that the board is infected with the dumb. there was a major flare up today......#2)....the spoogefest with kelly is slowing down due to numerous mouths are sore....#1)....sexy 6 creamed all over the shop today at that stranton dude again. she hung her bra and matching panty set on the back of the stall door on that hook to dry out. and pull up her pants and left them. pm me and i will stop slick from taking them home......see all you guys back here tomorrow briefly :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.......#10)..the line was out the door for the mullet presser. most didnt rinse they took kelly dic out their mouths and snapped it on the mullets. didnt even roll the foreskin back........#9)...ray finkle, wobble made an appearence but most shop members thought it was cnn. #fakenews cooked up by the mexican......#8) 2 more members have joined the shop brittany=shotgun she likes long barrels and backstop=catcher his lips stay around anuses ready to catch...#7)..antifa confessed to the entire shop today that he was gay and likes dic and proud of it(bubbles will be notified)....#6)..bubbles apparently is experencing problems catching wood and wants sexy 6 to kick him in his nuts(that should work guaranteed to feel something and it will swell.....#5)....ron has declared war on the sanctimonous crowd(this is going to ge good)....#4)....assman admits to tucking his dic between his nuts when he was younger.....#3)......poncho thinks the poster kepler is gay, i refused to allow my shop to be turn into a gay romper room....#2)...ca states he eats his wifes ass because shes backed up and never schits so it stays clean.....#1)....our flash poll today on who eats ass, goes as follows..antifa,sluggo,catcher,byron,ron,motown,hugh,ca,assman and one maybe gator mac 2112, see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed!...#10). ..its crystal clear the board has been infected with the dumb todo get your ass in here and cure it........#9)....wobs offered a bit of advice dont trust people whose necks are wider than their heads....#8).....the board has alot of pent up anger my advice go home and split your wives like cord wood.....#7)....sluggo hates white people and his wife who is white by the way was notified(desert dic is on the way)....#6)...sas nuts were in jeopardy today but he was able to slip and slide out of danger.....#5)....the shop is divided on weather or not mccain is a hero, it greatly depends on who you ask.....#4).......wobs and ray check in again today i need someone to investigate this........#3)mamba wont admit that he misses shotgun....errr...clayton he had already been in the handicapped stall with that pic.....#2)....bugs denies he has an infinity for young boys stating he has young girls( senator moore was contacted just in case)......#1)...ca91 was outed yesterday we will begin the coundown til he/her/it returns we will call it "catfish watch" this day 1 see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10) day 2 "ca catfish watch no signs......#9).....nav if your reading this i understand the mexican blew smoke up your ass about "sources" but let it go and come on back. your manliness is missed.....#8)...mexican thinks catcher is bi sexual. the catcher did admit the last time he seen a vagina was at the birth of his son. his son is now 3. 36 months and counting dic is desert dust.....#7)....all men in the shop agreed that at some point in their lives they have sexually harrassed wimmens. us at the shop is putting together a notorized consent form now for guys to legally beg for poon with immunity.......#6)....robin doesnt missed wobs and revealed he's a performer(not touching that)....#5).........sluggo an i are teaming up to protest a black mod being hired, stay tuned for that. the mexican will not be happy. he's has 2 black emotes that should be enough diversity....#4)...... a few members in the shop are tired of me talking bad about mullet......here is my response "so"....#3). antifa thinks the mexican free base mikes hard lemonade at boys little league baseball games....#2)....dopeman has finally accepted not everybody has to work for a living, good for him....#1)....sluggo admiitted that he wants robin to shake his ass for him. sluggo also admitted in his free time he enjoys muscle bound wimmens, some of them could use a strap on to run up in him.....we will see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.......#10)....catfish day 3 still no ca91.......#9).....byron accused robin of stealing the local paper every morning.......#8)......sluggos wife informed him when he arrived home from work early that hugh's "schit looked weird. hugh heard this and shouted from their bedroom saying it works though.....#7)......sirhan thinks bubbles is super gay for putting some meat in his mouth once......#6)...poncho & sirhan argued for a marathon 4 hrs straight nothing got resolved......#5).......robin states byron has some insecurities about himself thats why he is constantly verbally attacking him......#4)...assman didnt stick his fingers or fist up no asses today he spent the entire day drinking coffee and quoting rap songs....#3)......al if your reading this, its time to come back to the board....#2)...... professor stated he was a token gay transgender, but suddenly retracted it saying he was just "messing" and he dont think it was him that said that(sounds familiar?).....#1)....the subject of skin fluting surfaced again and its widely known that byron is world reknown for his ability to pinch and press his lips against something long and hard.....hears what the critics are saying the professor says he a prodigy and can play in the dark....istxl says he plays by smell....still ron says its amazing how he can hear the slurping noises and stay on tune, while backstop showed the tools of the trade many having big veins running down the middle......have a great wknd we will see you right back here monday
 

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dubster1: shop closed.....#10)....todays top 10 is dedicated to sexy 6. stanton was traded to the yankes. sas will now have to step up his game. stanton is no longer here to pitch relief for rub offs in between bumps & grinds......#9).......daffy called gatorkev wife a hoe after it was found out that she like the wood regularly. gatorkev called daffy out who schitted on himself and ran after gatorkev called himout. daffy i wont let it go. might as well own it....#8).....ferg revealed today his ex girlfriend had a name for his dic. she called it chairman mao because of the similarities. chairman mao had a little red book and ferg has a little red dic....#7).....sexy 6 has never been sexually harrassed hard to believe(stick around).......#6)....everyone in the shop today admitted to pissing in their yards. when there aint nothing wrong with their toliets inside their houses. hoffa even admitted to pissing at his front door,chairman mao admitted that if he pisses inside he cant help but piss on the seat. while carib stated he uses his piss as an insectacide to kill ants hills. its the same stuff that was used to kill them trees at auburn....#5).......in news you can only hear at the shop robin stated his wife pissed in a courtesy burger king cup. she has gps tracking in her aim its accurate not a drop as wasted......#4).....we are still on catfish watch......#3)......every person in the shop lied about sexual harrassment today. everyone of these pervs has done it atleast once in their lives, lying fckers!!!....#2)....i was viciously and maliciously attacked by byron today not sure what provoke such savagery...mrs byron if your reading this please help him with this pent up aggression .....#1)....poncho called in from the atlanta airport...it seems he has been going into various mens room where he sees fat dudes at urinals with their pants and draws around their ankles. poncho reports that on one occasion one of the dudes bent over and he became fixated on the fat dudes ass and was speechless. note to poncho thats how it starts son get out of there and quickly before you develop a fetish for fat dudes at urinals....see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10) still on catfish watch and al watch.......#9)..blackfeets is the companys hatchet man. he is known to catch wood by firing career employees some with more than 18years on the job. (the stuff postal is made of) hope he wears a bullet/stab proof vest....#8)....motown reports that the mexican will clamp down on female pics in the shop due to sexual harrassment concerns....#7)...robin thinks the shop promotes perversion(i disagree)......#6).....the program is now sanctioning daffy and he will be stripped of his nic...he will be back to being called jboss and we are calling for a global ignore join the coalition.....#5)...the mexican stopped by and defended his misinformation and #fakenews sources it forced al from the box....#4)......hoffa after remaining quiet all day shouted out mods dont do schit......#3).....blackfoot says the place sucks! and he works here......#2)....sexual harrassment remains a hot topic in the shop,, sexy 6 remains silent through all the comments,,,interesting.......#1)......byron states that al is sensitive and a huge vagina for him being upset with the mexicans lies and misinformation and #fake sources to get clicks. al took it hard and byron is mocking him for it.......see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed..#10).....blackfeets was on a tear earlier he was poking mfers up the ass with his spear......#9)......people were looking for mamba but ron stated he saw him on I -20 following black dudes going into rest stop bathrooms......#8).......daffy has apologized and is back in great standings(gatorkev will be notified)....#7).....sexy 6 admitted to enjoying taking showers outside in other countries as long as the walls around the shower are 8ft, bugs just wants people to look at him take showers outside no walls are needed.......#6)......assman says he eyewitness ron "blowing his own flute" waiting on comments from byron.....#5).......hoffa has warned me that i am running off my base. not sure what to think of this.......#4).....biggums checked in and stated that he would like to see more t&a in the shop,, we have to be careful with all the sexual harrassment claims..#3)........ferg came on and stated he hates asians and doesnt want middle easternes living near him or in his neighborhood.....#2).....just an observation the mexican & byron seems to be on edge lately be careful when engaging them......#1)byron and slevin exchanged stories about the good ole days when they would schit on themselves in public. they both encouraged sexy 6 to join but she had no comment and refused to join in "claiming she doesnt schit". they both agreed when they do schit on themselves the smell is unbearable......we will see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed......#10).....mamba if your reading this everyone here at the shop supports you in this difficult time i know its painful. i personally want you to know the senate seat is up again in 2years and is likely to turn back red hopefully you feel better....#9).........sas return from his suspension and immediately viciously attacked the red hats it got really fierce so he sent sexy 6 home(she did return later but was noticably shaken) sas pick up where he left off critcizing repubs as child molesters. 4mile and patsy who were outside the shop immediately came in and jumped sas with hoffa providing covering sniper fire. but dookie87 came in with the professor and helped sas.cooler heads prevailed and we moved on.....#8)...antifa thinks ferg is scared of his own shadow and thats the reason for all the gun purchases......#7)......still no catfish or al now mamba .........#6)assman pees on himself in the shower.sluggo pisses on his wife while in the shower without her knowledge.......#5)......prodigy,& patsy like to piss on their wives(they request it)......#4)......sas mumbled something about sexy 6's breast(his nuts will pay for whatever he said)......#3)......antifa says the poster ltaz has donks schlongs firmly latch to his tonsils, an infection will follow.....2)...in a stunning move the mexican put the horns up robins ass and robin forgave the mexican but did lecture him (ox king was notified).......#1)....bubbles dropped by and has added ferg to the ignore list bringing the number to 2 (daffy). bubbles then spent the rest of the day describing how minature his dic and balls were even producing a scale with different countries and the sizes of the dics on avg. my advice sit down when you pee that way you dont pee on your nuts...we will see you right back here tomorrow
 

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:bananawave: - I appreciate all the concern, but there's no need to be on suicide watch for this guy :trux:

Judge Roy losing doesn't bother me at all, the ship will be righted in 2020. Sorry that Sas is having such issues, but I want to say that I have nothing to do with that. SQ, stop being so stingy & give him some. I bet a testosterone release would help his mood quite a bit :lol:

For the record, I didn't vote for Moore. Whether he's a child molester or not, no one will ever know. Now that he lost this will all die down and nothing will become of it.

As for my absence, I'm on my 5th week at work with only 1/3 of the staff that my department needs. Needless to say, I'm too busy at work to get my do fixed. I'll be in soon enough for a trim. Also, I'm training a new hire, and that takes any extreme amount of time.

Catch up with all you stealing from your employers soon enough.

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dubster1: shops closed......#10)......blackfeets recalled the time in his youth when he was getting ripped off buying toys because he could'nt read or write.....#9).......would seem that poncho has transmitted the gay to the shop antibiotics and blood transfusions for all.......#8)........spoke to al, says he's done and he wont be back,,,no catfish and now slick is missing......#7)....sexy 6 should be the next mod inspite of red hat hunter.....#6)...bubbles thinks donk is an idiot and couldnt pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions are on the heel.....#5)......sexy 6 was busy looking up blow job strips at work, but admitted she has issues with used condoms....#4).....chairman mao informed the shop that he uses exfoliating bodywash to scrub his scrotum.....#3).....sluggo recycles used condoms doing his part for the enviroment...#2).....kudos to the mexican for apologizing to al, now make sexy 6 a mod and all will be good.......#1)........ponchos wife gives him head without removing her gum to create spermament. hoffa chimed in and stated it also comes in peckerment. i will let you decide how he knows....see you back here monday :byebye:
 

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