The dubster Outro Thread

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According to the CDC, Commander Cunningham “is a team lead with CDC’s Division of Population Health. His research has been oriented towards understanding health differences related to race/ethnicity, socioeconomic status, gender, and geography
 

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@CaseyGator - most people are just happy to make the top ten, but no, your gonna demand more.

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Well, I hear Judge Moore's not doing much these days, and he's in bama too. I hear he likes to plow.
 

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dubster1: shops closed.....#10).. hoffa is selling red vagina boner hats. these hats are specifically designed to create desert dic conditions....#9)....yesterday was spicers birthday carib states he saw spicer wearing a disguise with pumps on......#8)....dopeman reports he has found daquan he is 6' 1 195 lbs. living in tampa. please inform your wives that he only answers text messages. send nude pics to his obama phone.......#7).......ron & bugs is soon to be in a competition if babs give birth to a gurl in that bathtub. they both would have 3 gurls a piece and the race will be on to see who can have the boy. bugs is at a disadvantage its going to take babs about 6 weeks before he can start while ron has the nurse on the operation table already.(stay tune)....#6)........the mexican stopped by with the revelation that assmans kids are half black he saw them at the mall .......#5).......bmf for the second day straight stopped by and informed the shop that he was on his way to a bisexual mating fetish convention, pointer stated he needed tickets......#4)......dopeman revealed as part of his investigation into carib that he found out that carib is a wet slut that thrives sleeping in the wet spot ......#3).......assman was on the confessional couch after finding out that his kids were half black.he admitted that this give him permission to bang shaniquah. its a lifelong fantasy of his. he wants her to be wearing hobnail boots and bamboo earrings atleast 2 pair.prodigy is suffering from desert dic after his wife overheard him praising trump(daquon was notified) ....#2).......blackfeets finally conquered the flu the flaming arrows up the ass will be flying soon enuff and its needed ......#1)....again i was assaulted today from both sides,both sides. there is a ongoing conspiracy to attack my character, to viciously with malice to insult me, and to trash my honesty and integrity all unprovoked i might add . i asked that you stand with me to smite these forces of evel. its a coalition built on cult worship and animal sacrifices and playing in feces. you will recognize it when you see it. join me. we will see youright back here tomorrow :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.......#10)....daffy wanted to start the tiki torch rally today as he chanted "in white we trust".........#9)....blackfeets informed the shop that he is feeling friskey today and will try and ambush his squaw when she bends over.......#8)....sluggo,carib and myself are the recipents of the flaming arrow up the ass today......#7)......pointer called in from a handicap stall at a truck stop with the runs/squirts. he mumbled in a low voice "it burns".....#6).......my shop rep hoffa is very very upset with shop.hoffa states no assault rifles, no pussy, no sparky(this is getting serious hoffa vows to get this fixed )......#5).....hugh reported in that daffy has a serious cock addition, anyone wishing to catch wood and run up in daffy should pm him tonight.....#4)...its not often the shop gets the opportunity to call in our resident bulge specialist sexy 6. a member posted a pic of a woman in a bikini and she had a bulge. daffy immediately ruled it poon lips. i called the expert sexy 6 out the back. sexy 6 examined the womans crotch area closely and determine it wasnt poon lips at all it was definitely something sticking out and she ruled it disgusting. the shop moved on(nav/al will be notified)....#3)...prodigy was on the confession couch today and admitted that his ass burns alot when he walks around. assman who was eating chilis to go, perscribed tucks medicated pads. assman suggested you take 4 out and shoved them up your ass til the burning sensation stop. prodigy stated he would go to costcos immediately and geta years supply.....#2).....caribs is wanting sexy 6 to pm him to discuss travel (not sure what this is about rhh is already making her travel).......#1)......the mexican stopped by and informed the shop that his lil sisters bday is today and she had just turned 40. the mexican is giving anyone modship/money if they would take her out on a one night stan...errrr date .......we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed......#10)...in a shocking development prodigy informs ths shop that hugh gave rimmer crabs while they were wood wrassling.....#9).....in a stunning development hoffa apologized for his actions. towards kittens.....#8)...pointer stopped by and voiced his opinions about 4mile calling him most arrogant and stated hoffa runs a close second. (this will be a new segment where he stops in and gives his observation about a member of the shop)....#7).. in a shocking but expected move the mexican has changed his will to state that rhh will inherit the board and not spicer after his death. if indeed this happens all redhats will be deported immediately....#6)...hoffa has approved for mamba to head the complaint dept of the shop. his rational is that mamba makes 75% of the complaints. mamba states his first order of business is to get dopeman to take his alzheimers meds....#5)...prodigy has observed ava from a distance and has labeled him a colored rhh. hoffa yelled from the breakroom that slick is a black ava and aint schit!......#4)....2 minions from big pharma (dopeman & assman) ran off rimmer he was last seen in a rowboat headed for the rain forest in equador......#3).....antifa dropped by with breaking news it appears blackfeets was a male cheerleader back in the day doing cartwheels and splits( he's probaly a eunich now)....#2)......dopeman admitted to being that guy that doesnt merge with traffic at the appropriate speeds, drive 45 in a 70 in the middle lane while his left turn signal was blinking for 15 miles......#1)........sources reveal that blackfeets squaw gave him whipped creamed and strawberries in his tossed salad the source says this is an assination attempt and white wimmens should never be trusted.. we will see you back here monday :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shops closed.......#10).......the mexican dropped by and encourages insults and jokes against jews and denies the holucost ever happened....#9).......hoffa thinks prodigy is a mule groupie and slurps......#8).....assman admitted to searching the want ads for a colored chauffer while simutaneously having his hands shoved up some dudes ass......#7)........sources say after gator j put a boot up bannons ass he enjoyed it so much he's on a 24hr gay site called chopping wood......#6).....mamba has advice for all bachelors looking to get married. he says marry white wimmens even after kids you will still be able to play the back nine......#5)......assman thinks robin is a gay redneck chippedale his attire bowtie, wife beater and jorts .......#4)......the mexican wants to horn daffy up the ass really bad but robin has spoke up and defended daffy saying anything he does to daffy.he has to do to him.....#3).........i recommend everyone read the white people open your wallet thread its comic gold....#2)..as you know last week the big pharma guys(dopeman and assman) attacked and seriously wounded rimmer.rimmer took a rowboat to equador and rub some herbs and spices on his injuries and healed up. rimmer back healthy called out dopeman first. telling him to keep lurking and never come out of your shell then he went onto assman telling him he feels obligated to educate the ignorant. that did it dopeman and assman launched a 2 pronged vicious assault on rimmer with blackfeets providing sniper fire. the herbal medicine won out today and he kicked big pharma(poisons and vacs) and her minions in the ass. the program was very impressed with rimmer. but mamba ran at the first site of conflict leaving rimmer to fight alone mamba was found cowering in the handicapped stall .....#1)...congrats to babs and bugs on their new addition to their family. bugs allow her 6 weeks to heal and go ahead and try for that boy and stop shooting x.......we will see you right back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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dubster1: shop is closed...........#10).......the mule has a list of people that has ordered large quantities of macs bbq sauce rhh,ar, and daffy snorts it......#9)...robin went down memory lane. robin stated some years ago a young lady was riding with him and was about to give him some head and suddenly changed her mind. robin being married was thankful because he was not going to stop her(remember folks head aint sex) ....#8).....rimmer is reporting that blackfeets is sending smoke signals to contact gay male escorts. once they report he immediately drops to his knees and puffs on their pipe(byron was contacted)....#7)......assman informed the shop that he will soon have a procedure to cut off his balls(vasectomy) so he wont be able to have kids anymore. rimmer has suggested he take a vaccine shot.......#6)...assman outed hoffa on a whisper that has damaged hoffas rep. assman admitted the dumbassery and the program has this take. assman may be the only student in the history of UF that is dumber now than when he entered......#5)......as you know the program ratings have been dropping since the whole sparky fiasco. well today here is yet another example. while in the middle of the perv segment matlock was in the handicap stall yelling "these are real wimmens" "show some modicum of respect". its this type of schit that has the program struggling. we are here for insults, bickering, perverted talk and scantily dressed wimmens with the "BOOM" oh and i left out lots of disrespect....#4)......poncho learned today that daffy is waiting for his candy ass after the florida win. upon notificaton poncho went to mopp level 4 and is in a field latrine awaiting to ambush daffy(stay tune)....#3)....postmaster informed the program that his 20yr old daughter will be home to spend sometime with him assman recommends buying her alcohol and i recommend introducing her to ferg/bannon.what could possibly go wrong.....#2).....janice is very upset with gator j calling racism. gator j this is your invitation to come to the shop and explain yourself.....#1)..some weeks ago sources have revealed that sparky has repeatedly wanted to be plowed in alabama.sparky has denied these allegations. we have launched a full investigation. sources today revealed that the mule wants to plow her. we reached out to the mule and against his atty advice he commented that he wouldnt go thru there but 4 mile is closer. another source states sparky says it can be arranged. well sparky did come to the shop but before she could be questioned she hauled ass. we will sopeana her...we will see you back here tomorrow :byebye:
 

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