The dubster Outro Thread

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for today. it would appear that the lurkers have awoken ****ers are all over the place.cooter stop by the program and informed the program that in his youth he was the illegal drug czar probaly snorted up all of florida. goon dropped by and he has a wonderful idea he wants to start a nekkid wives of gatorchatter.com( Queenie its not too late for you to have Mrs. January ) Tlb dropped by and found it to be very difficult to place bets on the new virtual betting(simplify this romney)skinny dropped by and admitted to lurking(no excuse for this) he also confessed his hate for qoutes. in another rare show of affection urg professed his love for trux, seizing on this opportunity to insult urg gmd chimed in and stated urg is suffering from male pms to include bleeding and gmd further stated urg dont have that fresh feeling or smell. goon if your reading this urg is on the private dole, he is ripping off the company thats laying him off(typical, rip him a new azz goon) ferg has stated he needs to rub vagisil on it.sas stopped by to informed the show that he likes the trump gif who says sas dont like repubs. drivebys include in no specific order cooter,gren,dougie,ferg,brad,tlb,goon,ava,heavy,diddy,bnag8r,jay26,romney,boston gator,no friends,urg,gmd,sas,skinny,trux,t-gator,sgg,nv,salty gator,gator98md,pe,navet,zambo. everyone have a fantastic evening football will be here soon :bananawave:
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for today. it would appear that the lurkers have awoken ****ers are all over the place.cooter stop by the program and informed the program that in his youth he was the illegal drug czar probaly snorted up all of florida. goon dropped by and he has a wonderful idea he wants to start a nekkid wives of gatorchatter.com( Queenie its not too late for you to have Mrs. January ) Tlb dropped by and found it to be very difficult to place bets on the new virtual betting(simplify this romney)skinny dropped by and admitted to lurking(no excuse for this) he also confessed his hate for qoutes. in another rare show of affection urg professed his love for trux, seizing on this opportunity to insult urg gmd chimed in and stated urg is suffering from male pms to include bleeding and gmd further stated urg dont have that fresh feeling or smell. goon if your reading this urg is on the private dole, he is ripping off the company thats laying him off(typical, rip him a new azz goon) ferg has stated he needs to rub vagisil on it.sas stopped by to informed the show that he likes the trump gif who says sas dont like repubs. drivebys include in no specific order cooter,gren,dougie,ferg,brad,tlb,goon,ava,heavy,diddy,bnag8r,jay26,romney,boston gator,no friends,urg,gmd,sas,skinny,trux,t-gator,sgg,nv,salty gator,gator98md,pe,navet,zambo. everyone have a fantastic evening football will be here soon :bananawave:
January is my birthday month...
 

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I dont understand. Who is Romney?
 

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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program was absolutely off the chain and i really dont know where to start so try and keep up. coach started us off and stated he mailed in his obama care payment, that prompted brad to state that women vaginas smelled like warm krispy kreme doughnuts sgg quickly chimed in and stated nothing yeastly about a doughnut. brad continued to inform the program that he has the final solution to the lurking question post soft porn in the box he did and they came out like roaches when you cut the light on( see romney if you need insight to this analogy his house is infested) at that very point zambo appeared and began to refer to women as cows with utters and they are clowns with paint on their faces. more on zambo in a minute. law98 dropped in to tell me he wants some dark chocolate mocha woman with a jamacian accent(careful law that would make you leave home) in the funniest schit i heard this week brad dropped by and informed the show that he asked his mother if she ever wanted 3 huge black dudes at once( i laugh so hard my side hurts) to my knowledge she never answered. brad mentioned anytime dicks are mentioned lboy showes up quickly, seizing the moment to insult sas 82bag8r said sas would show up as well.back to zambo in a shocking development zambo admitted to sucking a dick once. his rational was how do you know you dont like it if you dont suck one bnag8r states he would just stick the tip in. i was totally amazed with this revelation and wondered had he told his wife. zambo then stated he was just joking. i think he was insinuating that white dudes get together all the time and joke about sucking dicks(all the posters denied this) still wondering how do you go home and tell your wife "i'm home honey i spent the whole day with my friends golfing and drinking and joking about sucking dicks" when this happen someone call the show and let me know how a female takes this. matrix stopped by and was appalled at all the dick talk in the box and wanted to clean it up. i think it caught nv off guard as well he commented he thought this was a family site. its disturbing that all the posters want to talk about is dicks sign of the times i guess. driveby include in no specific order coach,sgg,cooter,trux,backstop,brad,ferg,jay26,law98,navet,zambo,paz,madgator,goon,tgator,bnag8r,mac&cheese,nv,gmd,82bag8r,matrix,alex,pines everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
 
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dubster1: well gators thats all the time we have for questions today. the program was absolutely off the chain and i really dont know where to start so try and keep up. coach started us off and stated he mailed in his obama care payment, that prompted brad to state that women vaginas smelled like warm krispy kreme doughnuts sgg quickly chimed in and stated nothing yeastly about a doughnut. brad continued to inform the program that he has the final solution to the lurking question post soft porn in the box he did and they came out like roaches when you cut the light on( see romney if you need insight to this analogy his house is infested) at that very point zambo appeared and began to refer to women as cows with utters and they are clowns with paint on their faces. more on zambo in a minute. law98 dropped in to tell me he wants some dark chocolate mocha woman with a jamacian accent(careful law that would make you leave home) in the funniest schit i heard this week brad dropped by and informed the show that he asked his mother if she ever wanted 3 huge black dudes at once( i laugh so hard my side hurts) to my knowledge she never answered. brad mentioned anytime dicks are mentioned lboy showes up quickly, seizing the moment to insult sas 82bag8r said sas would show up as well.back to zambo in a shocking development zambo admitted to sucking a dick once. his rational was how do you know you dont like it if you dont suck one bnag8r states he would just stick the tip in. i was totally amazed with this revelation and wondered had he told his wife. zambo then stated he was just joking. i think he was insinuating that white dudes get together all the time and joke about sucking dicks(all the posters denied this) still wondering how do you go home and tell your wife "i'm home honey i spent the whole day with my friends golfing and drinking and joking about sucking dicks" when this happen someone call the show and let me know how a female takes this. matrix stopped by and was appalled at all the dick talk in the box and wanted to clean it up. i think it caught nv off guard as well he commented he thought this was a family site. its disturbing that all the posters want to talk about is dicks sign of the times i guess. driveby include in no specific order coach,sgg,cooter,trux,backstop,brad,ferg,jay26,law98,navet,zambo,paz,madgator,goon,tgator,bnag8r,mac&cheese,nv,gmd,82bag8r,matrix,alex,pines everyone have a wonderful evening its time to commute :bananawave:
Wtf are you doing?
You have to start with today's date :shakehead:

I went ahead and fixed it for you
 

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:lol: Lots of dick in the box today.
 

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:lol: Lots of dick in the box today.
Two things:

First, we had a new coach on staff one year at fall camp in Troy. The guy was trying to fit in with how the old coaches got on each other. When he got a turn to talk in one of the lulls between practices, he piped up and said what you did about trying it once and hating it, so he new he was straight. The staff response was...

***crickets***

Nobody asked him for a ride from then on.

Lastly, how in the devil did Law pick this day to show up in the box!
 

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Two things:

First, we had a new coach on staff one year at fall camp in Troy. The guy was trying to fit in with how the old coaches got on each other. When he got a turn to talk in one of the lulls between practices, he piped up and said what you did about trying it once and hating it, so he new he was straight. The staff response was...

***crickets***

Nobody asked him for a ride from then on.

Lastly, how in the devil did Law pick this day to show up in the box!
Its not an easy joke to pull off in person, much less in a chat room. I think dubster almost feinted.
 

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Its not an easy joke to pull off in person, much less in a chat room. I think dubster almost feinted.
Yes (clears throat)...difficult :)
 

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I like the one about the hogs better. City kid went to stay with his cousin in the moutains. He asked what they did for fun and the country boy said we fck the hogs. City boy says ok I will try anthing once. after whlile the city boy says "this aint no fun" and the cuz replied. "well hell, you picked the ugliest one"
 

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Three men had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen fellas, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog."



Alex.
 

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Lastly, how in the devil did Law pick this day to show up in the box!
In my defense, Brad hadnt confessed when I showed up. NTTAWT. Radar Love was the topic. I cant seem to post it so google radar love air guitar.
 

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