The First Annual GCMB Jabber Memorial Tailgate Blowout! 15-Sep, Colorado State

What game would be the best choice for GCMB Blowout Tailgate?

  • 01-Sep: Charleston Southern

    Votes: 6 8.6%
  • 08-Sep: Kentucky

    Votes: 11 15.7%
  • 15-Sep: Colorado State

    Votes: 17 24.3%
  • 06-Oct: LSU

    Votes: 25 35.7%
  • 03-Nov: Missouri

    Votes: 15 21.4%
  • 10-Nov: South Carolina

    Votes: 15 21.4%
  • 17-Nov: Idaho

    Votes: 6 8.6%

  • Total voters
    70

stephenPE

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Swampy was a real highlight. Gatorbythesea is now my good friend. Missed talking to Nomad more. The people there were a great mix.
I hope yall got to meet ThickandThinggator. Great man Brought some damned good wings. PhineasMaximus brought some excellent food too. Collard greens made my day. Met lots of new GOOD gators and chat denizens...........
 

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Tay Bang, here's the Jabber synopsis.

* Lifelong Gator and hairswinging bass plucker for a headbanger Hogtown band.
* The chicks dig the hair down to his ass. Personally, I don't bother with his ass.
* Funniest poster alive here and on a few private UF boards.
* Went mysteriously AWOL a year ago. There are theories. I'm not at liberty.
* Don't ask BNA. Forensics haven't ruled out him having some sort of surreptitious motive.
 

Sec14Gator

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No Gatorchatter shirts or flags?
 

Tay Bang

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Tay Bang, here's the Jabber synopsis.

* Lifelong Gator and hairswinging bass plucker for a headbanger Hogtown band.
* The chicks dig the hair down to his ass. Personally, I don't bother with his ass.
* Funniest poster alive here and on a few private UF boards.
* Went mysteriously AWOL a year ago. There are theories. I'm not at liberty.
* Don't ask BNA. Forensics haven't ruled out him having some sort of surreptitious motive.

He sounds enigmatic
 

Phineus Maximus

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A good time was had by all. It was great to see the ones I already know and even greater to meet the new ones.
 

Swampy!

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Swampy was a real highlight. Gatorbythesea is now my good friend. Missed talking to Nomad more. The people there were a great mix.
I hope yall got to meet ThickandThinggator. Great man Brought some damned good wings. PhineasMaximus brought some excellent food too. Collard greens made my day. Met lots of new GOOD gators and chat denizens...........
Coach, you were a real highlight to us as well. An honor to get to spend some good time with you!
 

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I been kinda thinking about the games we had, mostly though about Mac Darts because it involves pointy objects and his face.

Mac Darts should be turned into a drinking game, with a set of rules.

Something along the lines of:
If thrower puts one in his eye, opponents must consume a shot of a burning liquor

If thrower puts one on his quiver lips, opponents must down one of Sas and Queenie’s Jell-O shots

If thrower puts one in his earhole, opponents must shotgun a beer.

And if said thrower misses the board they must throw down whatever said opponent chooses.

Along those lines anyway. Might be better for night games.
 

Swamp Queen

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I been kinda thinking about the games we had, mostly though about Mac Darts because it involves pointy objects and his face.

Mac Darts should be turned into a drinking game, with a set of rules.

Something along the lines of:
If thrower puts one in his eye, opponents must consume a shot of a burning liquor

If thrower puts one on his quiver lips, opponents must down one of Sas and Queenie’s Jell-O shots

If thrower puts one in his earhole, opponents must shotgun a beer.

And if said thrower misses the board they must throw down whatever said opponent chooses.

Along those lines anyway. Might be better for night games.
We’ll be adding names to next year’s memorial tailgate :lol:
 

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Sorry I missed it, but I was busy with my family (and I'm not sure I want to give up my semi-anonymity just yet). But here's another super-cute gif of my daughter, chillin' at the UAA tailgate:

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Oh and I know how to get in touch with Jabber, assuming I'm thinking of the right guy.
 

Captain Sasquatch

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I been kinda thinking about the games we had, mostly though about Mac Darts because it involves pointy objects and his face.

Mac Darts should be turned into a drinking game, with a set of rules.

Something along the lines of:
If thrower puts one in his eye, opponents must consume a shot of a burning liquor

If thrower puts one on his quiver lips, opponents must down one of Sas and Queenie’s Jell-O shots

If thrower puts one in his earhole, opponents must shotgun a beer.

And if said thrower misses the board they must throw down whatever said opponent chooses.

Along those lines anyway. Might be better for night games.
Hit the teeth, take a shot of melted butter.
 

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