A man walked into the ladies department of a
Macy's and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd
like to buy a bra for my
wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?"
inquires the man,
"There's more than one type? Look around," said
the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color
and material
imaginable. Actually, even with all of this
variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The
saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now
totally befuddled, the
man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,
G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have
wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it
is about time you
became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Hotzemfromfloppen!