The Official Replacing-the-Two-Douchebag-Coaches-Who-Left Thread

[MertzJay26]

I dont.

 

[GatorMan5K]

This is only let stay for the quest for a million, and I like it

 

[lizardbreath]

I dont.

Donkeys are notoriously vindictive. It's their most admirable trait, really.

 

[Minister of Information]

Bama and UGA fear what Mullen is building at UF and are trying to interfere. That's all this is. I'm sure Mullen will find some able candidates to fill the empty slots in the staff. We'll weather this, and hopefully write some protective clauses into our future assistant coach contracts, i.e., large penalties for leaving between the end of the season and signing day that are doubled or tripled for moves inside the SEC.

 

[Gatorsko]

Just stay away from Hevesy, Robinson, Johnson and Billy G

And especially... Savage..... who's being paid 3rd lowest in the SEC. Smfh

 

[SeabeeGator]

I’m not of the opinion that “we didn’t want them anyways” but I’m not about to freak out either. Both position groups played well and Warren seemed to be doing good at recruiting. Going to need some good coaches who can recruit to backfill.

On the other hand, I don’t think this is an indictment of the coaches or program. We didn’t pay them as much as other schools because it was the first year of their contracts, I’d wager. Based on what I’ve seen, looks like they were in line to get boosts this year per their contracts. Could be wrong. I’m with Donk though - need to clean out the Foley folks sooner than later and start focusing on football.

 

[TN G8tr]

I'm sure that CDM and Striklin will get to work on this. Those two leaving are not going to bother me at all. Especially Sunseri. Never got the read that he was an all in coach. UF will be fine.

 

[alcoholica]

any chance Torrian Gray would want to come back?

 

[Bait'n Gator]

I say throw the bank at Lsu's DB coach. Go ahead and put a stop to all this dbu bull****.

 

[AuggieDosta]

I say throw the bank at Lsu's DB coach. Go ahead and put a stop to all this dbu bull****.

Didn't he go to the NFL already?

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Didn't he go to the NFL already?

Not that I know of, he was just mentioned for the jawja position last week.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Robinson stinks like Dwag.

Thought you were warming up to him?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Thought you were warming up to him?

Fleabags are always fleabags.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Fleabags are always fleabags.

Guess warming up was yesterday.

 

[gatormandan]

Guess warming up was yesterday.

Alcohol.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Guess warming up was yesterday.

I warm up your daughter.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

I warm up your daughter.

Necrophilia? You could see a shrink.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Necrophilia? You could see a shrink.

Your daughter is dead? I changed it from mother.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

Your daughter is dead? I changed it from mother.

As the poet said: "The grave's a fine and silent place, but none do there, I think, embrace.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I warm up your daughter.

Nothing says douchebag like bringing a man's daughter into it.