The Sudden Eruption of Mt. Rocky Top

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Suddenly there was a ground shaking roar, an explosion of hot gas and molten lava spewing out of the dormant Volcano. Allah save us from disaster. Mt Rocky Top had blown her top sending death and destruction in a pyroclastic flow rushing down her slopes. Run, run, run for your life, SEC.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything like it. In one week, a mere seven days, the forgotten Tennessee Volunteers have gone from a losing middle of the pack SEC team to high octane offensive juggernaut that is now a 3 point favorite over #15 ranked Missouri presently the leader of the SEC East Conference. Am I dreaming? Somebody pinch me so I can come back to earth.

UT tallied 45 points to beat Steve "Visor Boy" Sp;urrier's Gamecocks in Columbia,and one week later racked up 50 points against shell shocked Kentucky. .Now we're loading up to drop bombs on high flying Missouri, the team currently leading the SEC East allegedly on their way to Atlanta. .Wait a minute. wasn't Missouri, South Carolina and Kentucky the same three teams that made your life miserable in the Swamp? Do you see the connection? Maybe we lost to Florida but we're kicking the ass of those teams that vanquished you.

What about Joshua fighting the battle of Jericho? Yes Lord.we have found a second string sophomore quarterback that overnight has morphed into one of the top 3 QB's in the Southeastern Conference. Dobbs threw for 303 yards, 2 TD's and ran for 166 yards, 3 TD's against South Carolina. The next week he put up 297 yards 3 TD's and ran for another against those Wildcats.. I"m not sure even Peyton had such spectacular stats in back to back games.

What say, you, SEC? How about them Vols? Yes, indeed, our star is rising with a rapidly improving head coach , a talented star quarterback and a fan base chomping at the bit to come alive in the SEC Dance Junior n Lulu, dance!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden days are ahead for Tennessee.
Mt. Rocky Top has erupted.
Our mountain runneth over.

Run SEC, run for your life.
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Ten in a row. 0-4 against Muschamp.
 

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alvin your posts are humorous no doubt, but why would we care on this board about the state of UT football? You are a bit of an instigator
 

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oxrageous;n110639 said:
Ten in a row. 0-4 against Muschamp.

Yes, 10 in a row.
Yes, 0-4 against the worst coach in Gator history.
Yes, let us hang our heads in shame, Tennessee folks.

Then again that was YESTERDAY.
Didn't Scarlet say "Tomorrow is another Day".
The way we're playing TODAY is our TOMORROW. We're going to show the world where we're headed this Saturday in Neyland Stadium as we bomb the Missouri Tigers like the 8th Air Force bombed Dresden in WWII.

So let it be written
So let it be done

__Al Gore
 

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Alvin York;n110629 said:
an explosion of hot gas and molten lava spewing out

Pretty sure that was what was coming out of your azzzz after lulu gave you the old heave-ho with her strap-on. Never fear, your trusty plunger comes in handy once again.
 

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Alvin York;n110629 said:
Suddenly there was a ground shaking roar, an explosion of hot gas.....

Looks like Phil Fulmer must have ordered his favorite meal of a double bean burrito and side of chili fries again.
 

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divits;n110671 said:
Looks like Phil Fulmer must have ordered his favorite meal of a double bean burrito and side of chili fries again.

That's why he finished the meal with Jelly donuts the tie that binds.
 

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The only thing you have erupting is genital warts which your uncle Buddy gave you.
 

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oxrageous;n110639 said:
Ten in a row. 0-4 against Muschamp.

But they're finishing on a bit of a high note, and are undoubtedly poised for an upset of UF next year.

This is an unprecedented scene.
 

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Alvin York;n110654 said:
Yes, 10 in a row.
Yes, 0-4 against the worst coach in Gator history.
Yes, let us hang our heads in shame, Tennessee folks.

Then again that was YESTERDAY.
Didn't Scarlet say "Tomorrow is another Day".
The way we're playing TODAY is our TOMORROW. We're going to show the world where we're headed this Saturday in Neyland Stadium as we bomb the Missouri Tigers like the 8th Air Force bombed Dresden in WWII.

So let it be written
So let it be done

__Al Gore


For 10 years you have been saying that was yesterday and tomorrow will be different. So far tomorrow hasn't been different for Tennessee.
 

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Born2beagator;n110747 said:
are there snowflakes going across the board or is it just me?


You should probably stop going to those smut websites and your computer would catch weird things.
 

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