The Swamp Donkey 2018 season appreciation thread

[Gatordiddy]

Donk is who we thought he was. And he's ours!

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Have you seen my post count graph over the last 8 months? It looks like this:

I doubt I'll make 3000...

If I interpret this graph correctly you've got more than your post count to worry about.

 

[lizardbreath]

,


FIFY

Know thyself!

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Kudos to both Slev and Swonkey.

Slev for this thread.

Swonk for correctly predicting what Willie would do. And for never giving a rip about what anyone else says or thinks about you.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I reserve the right to amend my positions.

Money back guarantee is always honored.

 

[oxrageous]

The rule involved bumping old posts. Slevin didn't bump any posts.

Besides, the rule doesn't apply to embarrassing Donkey. He calls everyone else out, he needs to get it thrown back at him whenever possible.

 

[gatormandan]

The rule involved bumping old posts. Slevin didn't bump any posts.

Besides, the rule doesn't apply to embarrassing Donkey. He calls everyone else out, he needs to get it thrown back at him whenever possible.

Its really attractive when you break the rules. So manly.

 

[Fishon]

10-3 is even more impressive considering our dl weighed around 220 on average.

 

[gatorgrad'02]

That thread is like a 1000 pages.

If you could block yourself, you’d cut it in half.

 

[stephenPE]

10-3 is even more impressive considering our dl weighed around 220 on average.

and our LBs were like small Safeties..........

 

[Swamp Donkey]

The rule involved bumping old posts. Slevin didn't bump any posts.

Besides, the rule doesn't apply to embarrassing Donkey. He calls everyone else out, he needs to get it thrown back at him whenever possible.

 

[lizardbreath]

I'll bet you're feeling special just about now.

 

[soflagator]

Don’t be too hard on law.

Only a few of us had the foresight after the Uk game to know that the season wasn’t over, and were willing to show a combination of patience for the new staff and an appreciation for some of the new gameday traditions.

Calm, cool and collected. Not everyone can do it.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Don’t be too hard on law.

Only a few of us had the foresight after the Uk game to know that the season wasn’t over,

When the Ultimate Pumper Dooley declared 0-8, I was under his spell.

 

[jdh5484]

If you could block yourself, you’d cut it in half.

You'll go blind doing that.

 

[Musclepug]

Donk, you're still my favorite twat waffle

 

[MidwestChomp]

This has to get added to the permanent emoji library....please!

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Swamp Donkey. What is there to say? He is beloved. He is revered. He is our Billy Bob Thornton of message board vulgarity. He is our Skip Bayless of sports prediction strike outs. He is the one and only gatorchatter lawyer 6 times removed. I did us all the favor and screen shot some of Swonkeys best predictions and meltdowns over the course of this last season. I hope you enjoy revisiting as much as I do. Some of it is just funny, and the rest is stuff he said that he claims he never said

Here’s to Swonkey.
......

As Law likes to say:

Ouch.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

I love this...the Donky is my favorite poster

 

[Swamp Queen]

I love this...the Donky is my favorite poster