OMG there may be another Widow Next Door. Not next door to me this time but next door to my snowflake daughter in law. Unless you were on GatorCountry in the early 2000's you probably don't know about the Widow Next Door especially since I haven't posted any Widow Next Door stories in like 15 years. Funny thing is just the other night I mentioned the old WND threads here on GatorChatter it was the first time I thought about the Widow in years. Anyway the Widow had the hots for me which is kinda strange because no woman ever had the hots for my lousy ass unless I hit on her first. The Widow used to do crazy **** like the time I went outside to smoke a cigarette in my driveway at 3am in my underwear. All of a sudden the side door to the Widows house opened and she spotted me, then she asked if I had a spare cigarette. There we stood smoking and talking in my driveway both in our underwear at 3am while Mrs51 snoozed away inside. I swear nothin ever happened just a whole bunch of crazy chit like that.