Best Posts in Thread: The Widow Next Door (the sequel)

Whether you end up banging her or not you need to quit smoking. Those things will kill your boner not to mention your lungs.

 

I was expecting a little more Penthouse Letters angle to this.

Also, you should take your viagra before you go out to smoke.

 

What we imagine the widow looks like.......




What she really looks like.....

 

Well I finished the snowflakes house. All new floors, baseboards & door casings. Turned her 70s house into a modern marvel all on Pop's dime. What a great father in law I am.

 

Smoking outside in a nightgown at 3 am? That was EXACTLY what I pictured.

 

Any pics of said snowflake daughter-in-law?

 

Alex.

 

Sure, why not? Unless they contain naked pictures, then they would have to go in the Saloon. I really hope they contain naked pictures.

 

Who da fuq smokes a fag in their driveway at 3:00am in the fuquing underwear?

 

This thread is clearly on the down slope of "Suck Mountain"... started promising, then meh, picked up steam, now worthless without videos!

 

smells like an old ashtray

 

So very naughty....a spanking! A spanking! Bad naughty evil zoot...

 

Thanks, I'm pretty proud of the finished project. My daughter in law (the snowflake) is a pretty picky gal so I made sure I did a good job even if it was a freebee. My son asked me to help him do the bedroom floors and he was going to put down cheap $1.99/sf vinyl planking. I refused to buy that cheap stuff so not only did they get my labor but I bought the flooring too. Then when I finished the bedrooms her father offered to buy the material for the rest of the house if I would install it so my 3 day project turned into a week and a half job.

 

Don't take a shower after the gym. Your manly musk will drive Mrs. Robinson crazy.

 

I think 51 needs to talk with Ray....unless he is Ray