The WNBA - why does it exist?

PastyStoole

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This retort from a Dude that admitted watching the freaking WNBA and has an avatar celebrating Beastiality.

I give you a series of brilliant puns, punctuated by an incredibly clever and perfectly crafted "Father of the Blues" pun, and this is the best you can do? You need to come out of the closet already, Alvin. The strain of hiding your furtive, anonymous sexual encounters has left you with no sense of humor.
 

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I give you a series of brilliant puns, punctuated by an incredibly clever and perfectly crafted "Father of the Blues" pun, and this is the best you can do? You need to come out of the closet already, Alvin. The strain of hiding your furtive, anonymous sexual encounters has left you with no sense of humor.

LOL

I thought it was funny. I suppose ape kissers have no sense of humor.

Seriously, you ought to be ashamed of yourself admitting to watching the WNBA. Tell, me, do you have the "Sex and the City" DVD Collection? I do.
 

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But your average professional male tennis player would crush serena Williams. Probably not a man alive that could hit the pitching of these top college softball pitching.
 

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The only good thing to come out of that league are these guys - the WNB-Ays from 1998-99 (3-point Bomb was my favorite, but I couldn't find it. Box Out and Monday Night are below.

 

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:ohnoez: I thought I was your favorite?

seriously, I can't tell if you're on a vendetta against the WNBA or you're just having fun. they average 7K fans in 17 home games. somebody is watching. and they only get like 15 games on TV a year. that's like 30 hours of TV time a year. like, whats the big deal dude?
That 30 hours could be devoted to reruns of spring games Damnit!!
 

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What about buttchug the inbred vo11unqueer fan? Does he get a video?
 

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I give you a series of brilliant puns, punctuated by an incredibly clever and perfectly crafted "Father of the Blues" pun, and this is the best you can do? You need to come out of the closet already, Alvin. The strain of hiding your furtive, anonymous sexual encounters has left you with no sense of humor.
This is the most useful Alvie has been for years. Give him a break.
 

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Is that really Samuel L Jackson? Sounds like him.
 

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