Tiger Woods she-ats the bed at Augusta

[cover2]

There's a lot of smoke that Nicklaus used steroids in the 70's. When asked about it he dodges the question.

Get outta here! Jack might’ve had anabolic kielbasa and ice cream, but no steroids. He cut those out when he went on a health kick after starting to feel tired after rounds and slimmed down significantly. But of course you know this, you schit disturber you :). Seriously, Jack and Tiger are 1&2 respectively and it’s pretty close, with 18 majors being the biggest factor imo.

 

[gator1946]

Get outta here! Jack might’ve had anabolic kielbasa and ice cream, but no steroids. He cut those out when he went on a health kick after starting to feel tired after rounds and slimmed down significantly. But of course you know this, you schit disturber you :). Seriously, Jack and Tiger are 1&2 respectively and it’s pretty close, with 18 majors being the biggest factor imo.

Went three years without a major. Said he really stopped working very hard, what else was there to prove? The decided for his recently deceased dad's sake to get off his ass and work at it again. Slimmed down, worked on his short game and started on another roll.

 

[Zambo]

Tiger Woods scored a 10 on the par 3 12th hole today at Augusta. This is the worst hole he’s had in his pro career.

Why tournament sponsors continue to invite this weekend hack to tournaments is one of life’s big mysteries. If Tiger’s not careful & he doesn’t step it up, he’s going to find himself going through Q-school to earn his card...or be relegated to playing the mini-tour.

Discuss.

Tiger finds water 3 times, makes 10 on 12th hole

I’m 200 miles south of the border in the middle of nowhere and I can smell your stank ass vagina all the way from here. Good Christ, the dude WON this thing last year and even this year with a bad round he still beat lots of other golfers who I’m sure you would say are better than him. Pathetic.

 

[gator1946]

You know in some ways this is like comparing Ruth to Bonds. But there's a difference. Nobody alive now saw Ruth in his prime. And baseball is harder to pigeonhole. How good was the pitching back then. Did a ball that bounced into the stands count as homer or not. There were fewer games in Ruth's time. So how do you compare.

It's easier with Nicklaus vs Woods. Some people have seen them both in the flesh and at their peak. We have numbers on distance and swing speed and all manner of other things. Fans and even sports writers and pros who have only seen Woods at his best will probably go for Woods. Those of us who have seen both, really seen them both, may have another opinion. We can argue till the cows come home. But some of us have more to go on.

Yeah there's a huge difference in equipment, but Nicklaus bombed his drives in spite of that. Nicklaus used a one iron as a weapon, and did so like no one else. And if you can use a one iron as a weapon you are a hell of an iron player. Woods didn't even carry one. Putting? They were both very good.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

I’m 200 miles south of the border in the middle of nowhere.

Good. Do us a favor & stay there.

 

[jeeping8r]

You’d rather watch Tiger than Dustin and his hot piece of azz wife Paulina Gretzky walk off the course? Seriously??

You’d be stiff like DJ, too, if she was hanging off your arm.

No matter how good she looks or how good in bed she is some guy somewhere is tired of her shyt

 

[Gator by the Sea]

Tiger Woods scored a 10 on the par 3 12th hole today at Augusta. This is the worst hole he’s had in his pro career.

Why tournament sponsors continue to invite this weekend hack to tournaments is one of life’s big mysteries. If Tiger’s not careful & he doesn’t step it up, he’s going to find himself going through Q-school to earn his card...or be relegated to playing the mini-tour.

Discuss.

Tiger finds water 3 times, makes 10 on 12th hole

Like him or not, give Tiger some credit. After the 10 on #12, he birdied 5 of his last 6 holes.

 

[beteez]

 

[FireFoley]

Sorry Eldrick. But your hooker called and on your way out don't forget to pick her up along with your order of fried chicken and waffles at Perkins.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

No matter how good she looks or how good in bed she is some guy somewhere is tired of her shyt

So true. Unfortunately, none of us here on GC is the guy sick of Paulina.

 

[oxrageous]

So true. Unfortunately, none of us here on GC is the guy sick of Paulina.

You really think that skank is that attractive? I go to the mall and see hotter chicks.

 

[BNAG8R]

Tiger Woods scored a 10 on the par 3 12th hole today at Augusta. This is the worst hole he’s had in his pro career.

Why tournament sponsors continue to invite this weekend hack to tournaments is one of life’s big mysteries. If Tiger’s not careful & he doesn’t step it up, he’s going to find himself going through Q-school to earn his card...or be relegated to playing the mini-tour.

Discuss.

Tiger finds water 3 times, makes 10 on 12th hole

Mrs. Nordegren, your daughter Elin got $100M from him - don’t you think it’s time to let it go?

 

[Gator By Marriage]

You really think that skank is that attractive? I go to the mall and see hotter chicks.

I don't really follow golf and couldn't remember what she looked like, but your ragging on her got me curious, so I looked her up. Gotta admit, while she's not as nasty as you've suggested, she's not all that either. Her pics were a mixed bag, which leads me to believe the best ones are because she has a lot of make up and were possibly airbrushed.

Here's two photos (g rated of course) for comparison:

From looking at pics from when she was younger, I'd also say she's had quite a bit of surgery.

 

[oxrageous]

Her face looks like Wayne Gretzky. That's not a good thing.

 

[ShelbyGator]

Without him in contention, no one cares. That's why last year's tournament was one of the best ever.

I'd rather see Tiger Woods shoot a 10 on a hole than watch a stiff like Dustin Johnson score a double-eagle.

Wow, I almost disliked this post. My faith has been shaken.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

Get outta here! Jack might’ve had anabolic kielbasa and ice cream, but no steroids. He cut those out when he went on a health kick after starting to feel tired after rounds and slimmed down significantly. But of course you know this, you schit disturber you :). Seriously, Jack and Tiger are 1&2 respectively and it’s pretty close, with 18 majors being the biggest factor imo.

Nothing you say will convince them Cover.

Remember, everything sucked before ESPN and they aren’t even sure sports existed before ESPN

 

[oxrageous]

I'm not sure why if you consider Jack the GOAT you have to hate Tiger. I'm fans of both of them.

 

[gator1946]

I'm not sure why if you consider Jack the GOAT you have to hate Tiger. I'm fans of both of them.

There was a time during and even before the scandals when I really didn't care much for him. But, he's changed his attitude, at least on the surface, and fought through a lot to get back some of his game. I'm a tepid fan. Just as long as he doesn't screw up and return to major *******. If he wants to he can be a great elder statesman.

 

[oxrageous]

There was a time during and even before the scandals when I really didn't care much for him. But, he's changed his attitude, at least on the surface, and fought through a lot to get back some of his game. I'm a tepid fan. Just as long as he doesn't screw up and return to major *******. If he wants to he can be a great elder statesman.

I think he's too old to go back to the way he was. Also, his kids have changed his perspective. His destructive behavior cost him his marriage, 100+ million dollars, and a lot of fans. Whatever price there was, he has paid it.

You should check out the Masters thread from last year. Three or four people said something that stuck out to me. They said, "I've never liked Tiger, yet I found myself rooting for him." I thought that was interesting. Him winning last year and hugging his kids was quite a golf moment.

 

[gator1946]

I think he's too old to go back to the way he was. Also, his kids have changed his perspective. His destructive behavior cost him his marriage, 100+ million dollars, and a lot of fans. Whatever price there was, he has paid it.

You should check out the Masters thread from last year. Three or four people said something that stuck out to me. They said, "I've never liked Tiger, yet I found myself rooting for him." I thought that was interesting. Him winning last year and hugging his kids was quite a golf moment.

I was one of them on that thread and said exactly that. Last year was a great moment. Much like Jack's last hurrah. Maybe Tiger has another major in him, not likely, but who knows. Maybe it wasn't on that thread but it was somewhere in a conversation with 2bag. Two Jack proponents who found themselves rooting for Tiger's vistory.