Todd McShay: Drunk, Sick or Stroke? Takes ANOTHER leave of absence

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Not sinners like 78 - he's at a higher level.
What's your take on this. You of all people have a lot of experience with drunks seeing how you have to babysit about 600 of them on a daily basis. Was Todd drunk or did he likely shart himself on camera?
 

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We’ve all seen the now-famous “Nadler Shuffle”. That wasn’t the case here.

The recent medical issues may be the actual problem. I know of at least two people whose pill issues started there. In all honesty, that’s what it looked like. Hope not. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone, and it’s a legit concern everyone should have in today’s medical climate.
What's your take on this. You of all people have a lot of experience with drunks seeing how you have to babysit about 600 of them on a daily basis. Was Todd drunk or did he likely shart himself on camera?
Oh please.

The guy was drunk, absolutely no question about it. We'll see if they fire him or force him into rehab, because one of those two things need to happen.
 

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He definitely seems to be getting a bit of the “alcoholic bloat”. Would love to see his liver enzymes.
 

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We've become much too sympathetic for sloppo drunks and drug users these days while on the clock. Companies used to just fire their asses, which is what should have been done here, possibly even before he finished his inebriated segment. Don't offer rehab at your expense, fire them for cause (no buyout/severance), and have them escorted out of the building. A swift kick to their asses as they go is optional.
 

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This is my go to for Donk:
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Bottoms up.
 

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I guess I'm the only one here who has had the luck of getting bad concession stand food before a noon kick off....
 

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We've become much too sympathetic for sloppo drunks and drug users these days while on the clock. Companies used to just fire their asses, which is what should have been done here, possibly even before he finished his inebriated segment. Don't offer rehab at your expense, fire them for cause (no buyout/severance), and have them escorted out of the building. A swift kick to their asses as they go is optional.

 

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We've become much too sympathetic for sloppo drunks and drug users these days while on the clock. Companies used to just fire their asses, which is what should have been done here, possibly even before he finished his inebriated segment. Don't offer rehab at your expense, fire them for cause (no buyout/severance), and have them escorted out of the building. A swift kick to their asses as they go is optional.

Disagree. With the way drunks and stoners tend to procrastinate, stumble aimlessly and often backtrack in their movement, the swift kick in the ass is absolutely fundamental. Those people assigned to escort them have jobs to get back to.
 

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I guess I'm the only one here who has had the luck of getting bad concession stand food before a noon kick off....

Go to enough Gator games in the 80s, you knew which concessions stands to use and which to avoid.
 

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We've become much too sympathetic for sloppo drunks and drug users these days while on the clock. Companies used to just fire their asses, which is what should have been done here, possibly even before he finished his inebriated segment. Don't offer rehab at your expense, fire them for cause (no buyout/severance), and have them escorted out of the building. A swift kick to their asses as they go is optional.
no, it's absolutely mandatory, and a hell of a good time as well
 

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a bad case of the s h!ts(stomach flu or such) can hit you right in the middle of something and that's the worst....
That’s the truth! I got salmonella a few years back. Sweet baby Jesus it hit me like a freight train. It sucked. The fact I almost died and got put in the hospital was bad too. But literally throwing up on yourself and shytting yourself uncontrollably is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced
 

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That’s the truth! I got salmonella a few years back. Sweet baby Jesus it hit me like a freight train. It sucked. The fact I almost died and got put in the hospital was bad too. But literally throwing up on yourself and shytting yourself uncontrollably is the worst thing I’ve ever experienced
Yeah getting something like that or even some food poisoning is the worst and very different from being "drunk sick" where you know you be fine after puking a few times...I got something a few years back the day I started a vacation and tried to take a road trip to Atlanta....it took 2 days to get there because I had to stop and s h!t every 12-15 minutes, I figured it would go away after a couple days but ended up lasting a week...
 

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