Tool Time in South Carolina

[Theologator]

Going into halftime vs. Bama.

Not missing this AT ALL.

 

[oxrageous]

Don't you just miss that cuddly guy?

 

[oxrageous]

He's just a lousy coach, and he KNOWS he's a lousy coach. That's why he pulls these antics, to distract from the fact that he's just a lousy coach.

 

[Theologator]

Don't you just miss that cuddly guy?

It’s a prominent display of him being in over his head. We all get frustrated but he’s unable to channel that into a presentable 30-second interview, unlike 99% of coaches.

 

[ufgator812]

He's just a lousy coach, and he KNOWS he's a lousy coach. That's why he pulls these antics, to distract from the fact that he's just a lousy coach.

When lousy coaches at the lousy coach convention see him, they all say “Damn, that’s a lousy coach”.

 

[G8trwood]

My golly miss Molly

 

[revgator]

I'm going to get a real chuckle when he's arrested for choking a player.

He's a loser and he knows he's a loser, which makes him dangerous.

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

The replay showed it was the right call and I'm sure the coaches in the booth told him so but, once he loses it, there's no going back. The officials hate him all the way back to his second game a Florida, when he lost his mind and showed them up over a meaningless call. I knew then, we would get shafted as long as he was our coach.

 

[Gator87]

There's an old saying, those who can, do; those that can’t, teach. There’s another less known saying, those who can coach, win; those who can’t, bytch at halftime interviews.

 

[oxrageous]

Don't you know he punched something when he got in the locker room?

 

[78]

Dude's wound tight as a drum.

 

[gator1946]

He ought to take lessons from Willllllie. Look down at the floor, not who your talking to. Shuffle papers. Continually check for the nearest exit. Sigh a lot. I'm surprised he doesn't duck under the podium.

 

[Zambo]

You couldn't pull a greased needle out of his ass with a D9 Cat and an anchor chain.

 

[KronoGator]

It’s funny to read USCE fans talk about him, carbon copies of the excuses Gator fans used to say.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Hes the sweatiest dude in all cfb coaching... soaking wet and steaming mad before the opening kick makes it to the end zone. I remember how he used to come to the post game pressers with that white towel wrapped around his neck and hair soaked, matted and flopping all over the place. Reminded me of the dudes in the 70s/80s that played racketball, then walked around with the towel around their necks in the locker room. Freakin weirdo.

 

[NOLAGATOR]

I am glad that he is gone.

For the life of me why would SC want him?

 

[soflagator]

I think my feelings on WM have been well documented. I've practically run out of demeaning names to call him.

That said, I must be kind of the outlier here because while I agree that it's vintage WM in blaming the adversity, I actually thought his line about "getting fined for the rest of my life" was one of the funniest things he's ever said. Between the words themselves, and the look on his face, you can almost hear his wife ripping into him at the kitchen table about his stupidity and the money it's cost them. For once, he actually looked humbled and beaten into better behavior like a newly potty-trained cocker spaniel.

Still dislike the guy with every ounce of my being, but I thought this was funny.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

I'd take him acting like a idiot dickhead 7 days a week and twice on Sunday over Butters tearing up, lips quivering talking about something being pretty neat right after we got our shyt pushed in.

 

[5-Star Finger]

 

[Gator87]

Looks like it’s time to break this out again.