Tow truck driver files battery complaint against Lamical Perine

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  1. Swamp Donkey

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    That would be a lot of fabric. What do you think? 6XL?
     
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    Getting towed sucks but you are accepting that risk if, as Diwon Black would say, you're not post to park someplace but in stead you do anyway.

    And now if you'll excuse me, I was trying to learn about bowfishing but I got behind in my studies.
     
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    • jdh5484

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      Yes.
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        Um...er....wh....
         
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        I'll be pissed if perine has to sit out a quarter or a half. This is clearly bs.
         
        • Treebeard

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            Dildo needs a big head.
             
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              ? They make 6-piece bathing suits ?
               
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                .... not suppose to tie the arrow-string to your shorts.
                 
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                Well done, beard.:lol:
                 
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                  Haha. That was not the image I posted. Someone with post-editing powers got cute and swapped my gif out with something from his personal collection. :rolleyes:
                   
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                    Every time someone breaks the rules showing too much ass, it gets replaced with a fat chick or an old man ass. If you change it back, you get a vacation.

                    The original gif in this thread is fine because you can barely see the ass. It works more for the imagination. If you are desperate to see butts, go to the Saloon.
                     
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                      Good Lord, a nude of the tow truck driver.

                      :facepalm:
                       
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                        Sorry, I honestly didn't think there'd be a problem with posting a gif of literally the same bikini-clad fisherwoman featured in the other gif, which came from the same source -- her YouTube page, not a porn site or anything. But rules is rules I guess.
                         
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                        Really, pretty much every thread has too much ass.
                         
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                        There are 5-6 pieces you can’t see.

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                        Wow. How to get 1m views while fishing.
                         
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                        The tow truck industry in Florida is an overly-protected and woefully under-regulated scam factory. I nearly got myself arrested (or my a$$ kicked) after one of those bastards towed my car literally across the street and charged me $75. I had parked behind a convenience store that was closed and the “No Parking” sign on the wall was covered by an overhanging tree limb.

                        It’s a hateful scam and the people who work it have to be or become the most jaded scum.

                        And there isn’t a thing anyone can do about it.
                         
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                          What about a bunch of people w/signs protesting on public property in front of the towing company and/or taking out notice in the newspaper to beware of this company. Get a lot of people to flood your local lawmakers with written protests. It may not change anything, but would give the company a headache.

                          I purchased a new washing machine from Sears outlet store & had to have the repairman out 3 times within the 1st month & found out I had been sold a demo. I requested another machine & was denied; thus, as I am retired, I got 3 of my friends and we made posters and walked on the sidewalk in front of the store for a couple of hours. I got a new washer and actually an upgrade @ no extra cost. Had that not worked, I was going to take them to small claims court.
                           
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                            Good for you. When my dad was still alive he bought a lemon riding mower from Sears and had a repair man out every other week until I got on the phone and gave them hell. They sent out a new engine and deck the following week.
                             

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