Trask has to be in the driver's seat for the Heisman, right?

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Alabama's Mac Jones (+120), Ohio State's Justin Fields (+150), Clemson's Trevor Lawrence (+300) and Florida's Kyle Trask (+700) -- all quarterbacks for teams ranked in the top six nationally -- are the four Heisman favorites at this time, per William Hill Sportsbook.
 

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The poor-bastard finalists this year can't even go to New York. It's a retarded "virtual" ceremony, where you can receive your e-trophy and then give your acceptance speech into the dirty microphone of your six-year-old MacBook, wearing nothing but boxer briefs from the waist down. Then sit around for six weeks until the trophy shows up via FedEx in a battered box with a broken-off left arm because some minimum-wage, pizza-faced asshat teenager in the warehouse didn't bother to use packing peanuts, just tossed it in.

It's an insulting joke and a disgrace, and I feel so bad for the finalists. I'm embarrassed to be an American right now. The Heisman Trophy should be literally shoved up the ass of whoever assembled this virtual garbage.
 

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Not an SAE guy, huh?
SAE's are a bunch of soft, fuxks. The best thing about the SAE's at UF was that they would pre-liquor the girls up with their fancy dinner parties and then we would blast the music and rock it out and they would all herd over to us. Of what a shame how youth is wasted on the young.
 

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SAE's are a bunch of soft, fuxks. The best thing about the SAE's at UF was that they would pre-liquor the girls up with their fancy dinner parties and then we would blast the music and rock it out and they would all herd over to us. Of what a shame how youth is wasted on the young.

At least you knew what the lion was....
 

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that lion was there when I was a little kid while my Dad was in school...
it must have at least 6 million layers of paint on it by now
I saw them sand blast it once
Also saw the head knocked off
My bet it has been replaced several times
 

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