I got a text this weekend that jogged my memory regarding another one.
About 10 years ago, I big group of us decided to go sailing throughout the Virgin Islands. Two of the people are full-fledged captains, so we can rent our own boats and do our own thing. So the 16 of us rented 2 catamarans. On Day 3, we are both anchored off of Jost and we had a big dinner planned on the other boat. As these trips tend to do, there is incredible amount of alcohol being consumed. During the festivities of the evening, it is realized that the next morning would be the longest sail of the trip of roughly 6 hours (I think to Virgin Gorda but not certain). So of course, a bet is made as to who gets there first. But you couldnt pull up anchor until 7 am.
So during the evening when I had brief moment, I decide to completely dissemble their coffee maker while nobody was looking and hide the piece on my boat. I didnt tell a soul. I knew it would be an early morning with a long sail.
The next morning, extremely tired and hung over, activity picks up on both boats as the sun is rising. We will both be leaving at exactly 7am. Now our boats are anchored as close to each other as safely possible. Right at 6:59, as we were preparing to take off, the women on the other boat come out screaming that they cant make coffee. I reached down and held up all the pieces of their coffee maker as we were both starting to move. The people on my boat nearly fell over laughing as they had no clue I did that.
We ended up crushing them to our destination by about an hour. They were PISSED by the time they got there. And I mean really, really mad. Ten years later, they are still a little bent whenever it comes up.