UCLA players can't stand Chip Kelly

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  1. G. Gordon Gator

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    Interesting report. Just out of curiosity, what does he drink? And does he pull any ass?
     
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    my first reaction was

    :shocked2:

    but then I remembered he's rich and in California, so there's probably a chance. Those superficial whores would fvkk a snake if it was rich.
     
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    I don't remember seeing him drink anything other than beer, except for the one time I noticed him drinking a clear liquor drink. That stood out to me, because I am a bourbon guy, and I think clear liquor is for boat drinks and old women.

    It's an Irish sports pub, so the only time there's ever a lot of ladies in there is if a UFC PPV is playing, and I never saw him there on those nights. Regardless, I think the only ass that fat bastard could pull would be his own glute if he tried to run.
     
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      I think you are overestimating women here. Jabba the Hutt himself could (and did) pull tons of ass if he had money. And Chip has plenty of it.
       
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        Don't have a link to back this up but I'm pretty sure there are overweight rich guys banging hot chicks in all 50 states.
         
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          Thanks for the reply. BTW the Chairman of the Board probably agreed with you about clear liquor drinks.

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          Whereas this guy, on the other hand, not so much:

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            no link, no dice.
             
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            There are likely several places you can go to look at overweight rich guys.
             
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