Where are these guard rails in golf? Once again, at the risk of breaking bad news to you, I think you’re a little confused. Those places with the windmills and clowns opening and closing their mouths, all with a slant leading to the hole aren’t actually golf. Od skip those. In general, I’d avoid Kissimmee all together if I were you, but that’s a separate discussion. Anyway, you usually can’t play golf that well while heavily drinking, but if you’d like to cut it from the list as well I won’t object.