University of Georgia encourages students to wear masks during sex

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  1. oxrageous

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    Put a paper bag over her head.
     
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      How do you put a mask on farm animals?
       
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        That notice was prematurely leaked. The study body has said that they won't take this lying down.
         
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        • itsgr82bag8r

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            So, looking at the last suggestion... uga is suggesting they do it doggie style?
             
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              ... the usual ski mask?
               
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              I recommend they wear full body condoms, just to ensure no chance of breeding, for humanity's sake of course.
               
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                I actually think a Hazmat Suit is a better choice. And when finished and before removing said Hazmat Suit, there is some clean up to be done in the offices of BHG Stadium :thug::thug2:
                 
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                Is this for sex before, or after the family reunion?
                 
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                  What is solo sex? Didn’t think that was possible
                   
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                    FIFY
                     
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                      The reason I didn't start a thread about this when I saw the news item was that it's a joke that writes itself but then goes nowhere.
                       
                    • oxrageous

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                      If that's sex, then consider me Wilt Chamberlain.
                       
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                        Dwaggie Style.
                         
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                          The uga administration is actually promoting sex to keep the students inside. A dawg female is much more attractive wearing a mask making it far more likely the testosterone filled males will stay inside. classic liberal logic.
                           
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                          I'm not saying marry one, but there's more than enough talent on the ugly campus.

                          rent don't buy.
                           
                          #19 Swamp Donkey, Aug 11, 2020
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                            Not sure how that's supposed to work....

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