URG's height - make your best joke here!

[oxrageous]

So we don't have to read stupid back-and-forth's about URG's height in the sports forum anymore, I started this thread here so none of the rest of us ever have to click on it and see it again. Do your worst, boys!

One thing I can guarantee is that URG will respond to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ever made about him, because he can't help himself. So whatever you say, you can expect a response like a trained monkey.

 

[URGatorBait]

Fuch every last one of you

 

[CaseyGator]

So far, this thread is short and sweet. So kinda like Urg.

 

[B52G8rAC]

Nah.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

How long have ox and the midget been dating?

 

[URGatorBait]

How long have ox and the midget been dating?

Since GSMB

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Ugh. Inane threads and it’s barely January? So much for my hopes of a short off-season; not that I mind a a tiny bit of levity and a little of the jabbing back and forth. I suppose it’s a small price to pay to keep things going on the site until mini camp starts.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I was shocked to hear that URG had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?”

 

[bradgator2]

 

[Joegator96]

Urg is so short he doesn't have to get on his knees to blow Ox

 

[TLB]

Ox, can you pin this thread to the bottom of the forum so Urg can reach it?

 

[URGatorBait]

 

[cover2]

Don’t worry none, Little Feller ummhmm. A big man don’t mean a big pecker…

 

[Gatordiddy]

Arguing with Urg

 

[Gatordiddy]

Oh, I think we know

 

[Nalt]

I don't know him but I'll join in on the fun of bashing him... Sorry URG...

 

[TLB]

I’m a bit curious - if Urg gets a date, does he try to order off the kids menu? And if successful, does he try to stick the ‘adult’ with the bill?

 

[URGatorBait]

I’m a bit curious - if Urg gets a date, does he try to order off the kids menu? And if successful, does he try to stick the ‘adult’ with the bill?

god damn right bitch

 

[AlexDaGator]

I admire Urg's toughness.

Lots of folks who regularly insult him would have folded under far less.

Alex.

 

[Nalt]

I admire Urg's toughness.

Lots of folks who regularly insult him would have folded under far less.

Alex.

Word on the streets is that most of what is said about him goes right over his head...