URG's height - make your best joke here!

[Born2beagator]

You're the one poster that can't say schit about it

On the contrary I'm the most qualified to say something about it

 

[Gatordiddy]

On the contrary I'm the most qualified to say something about it

Pipe down you two... we're trying to insult Urg here.

 

[BMF]

I want to hear the background on this - I'm not sure when it all started, but I missed it. Did he show up to a get-together and he was freakishly short? I remember Ox telling me that Urg was an inch or two shy of being, by legal definition, a dwarf. I said, "Ooooof!"

 

[ufgator812]

I want to hear the background on this - I'm not sure when it all started, but I missed it. Did he show up to a get-together and he was freakishly short? I remember Ox telling me that Urg was an inch or two shy of being, by legal definition, a dwarf. I said, "Ooooof!"

It was an old GSMB water park excursion. URG was left out of a lot.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

It all started in the splash mountain line at Disney world. Poor fella, just didn't measure up.

 

[CDGator]

URG is a good sport. You really have to hand it to him….

Because he can’t reach it for himself.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

 

[MidwestChomp]

I'm not going to touch this thread with a very short pole.

 

[ufgator812]

I'm not going to touch this thread with a very short pole.

Yes. That's what t's mom told me about you.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Yes. That's what t's mom told me about you.

T's mom says that about everyone

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Yes. That's what t's mom told me about you.

 

[aka]

These just don't work here. The beauty of the URG jokes are when they happen in the course of a regular conversation that has nothing to do with it but sets it up perfectly for a short response. Delivery and timing are important for good jokes.

 

[URGatorBait]

These just don't work here. The beauty of the URG jokes are when they happen in the course of a regular conversation that has nothing to do with it but sets it up perfectly for a short response. Delivery and timing are important for good jokes.

as if you know anything about delivery

 

[TLB]

I thought about coming back here with a handful of jokes, but I don't want to stoop to Urg's level. Instead, I'll share some of why I respect him so much - it takes a big(?) man to stand tall and still look up to others. I mean, he doesn't put others down....I'm not sure he can. And, he keeps his yard so immaculate, with all the bushes trimmed to no more than 12" high. I do have to laugh for a moment, though, when I saw the panic in his eyes about Ma Bell not publishing phone books anymore, but it looks like that booster seat he took from the theater when he saw Little Mermaid solved that problem. He'd always help you out if he can, though I admit last time I asked to borrow a few oxbucks he replied he couldn't because he was "a little short." Must have spent all his money on home renovations, like the pics he was showing me. Speaking of which, did you know they have stairs to get into bed now? They are in the pet section, but I'm sure they'll correct that soon. Good thing they kept them on the bottom shelf at the store. His pics reminded me of an anthropology professor as SFCC that had his counters in his house custom made to his height. Urg must have had the same teacher at some point, as his dining room set appeared perfect for a tea party.

 

[B52G8rAC]

as if you know anything about delivery

Or good in any context.

 

[URGatorBait]

I thought about coming back here with a handful of jokes, but I don't want to stoop to Urg's level. Instead, I'll share some of why I respect him so much - it takes a big(?) man to stand tall and still look up to others. I mean, he doesn't put others down....I'm not sure he can. And, he keeps his yard so immaculate, with all the bushes trimmed to no more than 12" high. I do have to laugh for a moment, though, when I saw the panic in his eyes about Ma Bell not publishing phone books anymore, but it looks like that booster seat he took from the theater when he saw Little Mermaid solved that problem. He'd always help you out if he can, though I admit last time I asked to borrow a few oxbucks he replied he couldn't because he was "a little short." Must have spent all his money on home renovations, like the pics he was showing me. Speaking of which, did you know they have stairs to get into bed now? They are in the pet section, but I'm sure they'll correct that soon. Good thing they kept them on the bottom shelf at the store. His pics reminded me of an anthropology professor as SFCC that had his counters in his house custom made to his height. Urg must have had the same teacher at some point, as his dining room set appeared perfect for a tea party.

you just made the list buddy.
you'll find out later which list that is

 

[TLB]

you just made the list buddy.
you'll find out later which list that is

I'm willing to bet it is a 'short' list.

 

[Gatordiddy]

I'm willing to bet it is a 'short' list.

Most likely written in short hand.. lots of abbreviations

 

[URGatorBait]

Most likely written in short hand.. lots of abbreviations

F U

 

[stephenPE]

Another made up attribute to make education majors think they have value.

there is no doubt about the value of your mom............sigh...........