Vols transition from butt chugging to "pegging"

AlexDaGator

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Well, I guess we now know where Alvin has been and what he's been up to. Or down for, as the case may be.

Turns out butt chugging was just the gateway drug for those Vols. After a decade of getting ass raped by the Gators, they figure they might as well start enjoying it.

Please tell me there is a thread on this at Vol Chat or Vol Quest.

https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/43707/

University’s Sex Week to teach women how to have anal sex with strap-on dildos

The University of Tennessee at Knoxville is hosting “Sex Week” at which students will learn about a wide variety of sexual practices and topics, including a workshop dedicated to teaching students about “pegging,” a sexual practice in which a woman anally penetrates a man with a strap-on dildo.

The class, titled “Butt Stuff 2.0: The Pegging,” is one of among nearly 30 workshops and events taking place over the weeklong festival.

“Pegging is a sexual practice that’s slowly gaining prominence in the cultural eye,” states the event listing. “This event will attempt to clarify how to safely and healthily engage in the act, as well as demystify any misconceptions regarding anal sex.”

The event, to be hosted by sexologist Dr. Lindsey Doe, “will address many facets of the subject, ranging from different positions to try and appropriate preparation tactics.”

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"......appropriate preparation tactics.”

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I anticipate marches will happen protesting this. There are no sessions about "hot sex with cousins" or "it's OK to do your sister" "
 

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I anticipate marches will happen protesting this. There are no sessions about "hot sex with cousins" or "it's OK to do your sister" "

Protests won't happen. You're talking about basic level courses in TN like tying your shoes and chewing gum. Those topics are a given and don't require special sessions to educate college kids.
 

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Protests won't happen. You're talking about basic level courses in TN like tying your shoes and chewing gum. Those topics are a given and don't require special sessions to educate college kids.
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I’m in a hotel across from the UT campus as I am typing this - fixin’ to dead bolt the door and sleep on my back. :eek3:
 

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I was “dating” a chick while I was at UF. She was bat shiit crazy. One night, she pulls out this black strap on dildo. Not sure why I mention the black part. But it was, so why leave it out of the story. Anyway, the first thing I said was, “what do you want me to do with that?” She shakes her head, smiles evilly, and says, “it’s for me to use.”

I didn’t even ask for clarification. I just left. Matter of fact, I am near certain I left all my clothes. Just grabbed my underwear, keys, and wallet as I raced out the door.
 

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I was “dating” a chick while I was at UF. She was bat shiit crazy. One night, she pulls out this black strap on dildo. Not sure why I mention the black part. But it was, so why leave it out of the story. Anyway, the first thing I said was, “what do you want me to do with that?” She shakes her head, smiles evilly, and says, “it’s for me to use.”

I didn’t even ask for clarification. I just left. Matter of fact, I am near certain I left all my clothes. Just grabbed my underwear, keys, and wallet as I raced out the door.

Alvin would like her phone number if you’ve still got it.



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I’m in a hotel across from the UT campus as I am typing this - fixin’ to dead bolt the door and sleep on my back. :eek3:

I’ve only been to Knoxiousville once - a couple of years ago. It was the weekend of their spring game. I wore a Gator polo to breakfast in the hotel amongst a sea of pale yellow-orange. They were very excited about their upcoming season. Good natured but confident they were going to “get us”.

I told them they were like locusts. Every 7-10 years they’d get one on us but then we’d go on another long streak.

That caused them to acknowledge the truth, with a melancholy look on their faces as though they’d been, well, pegged.
 

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I was “dating” a chick while I was at UF. She was bat shiit crazy. One night, she pulls out this black strap on dildo. Not sure why I mention the black part. But it was, so why leave it out of the story. Anyway, the first thing I said was, “what do you want me to do with that?” She shakes her head, smiles evilly, and says, “it’s for me to use.”

I didn’t even ask for clarification. I just left. Matter of fact, I am near certain I left all my clothes. Just grabbed my underwear, keys, and wallet as I raced out the door.

I think you made a simple mistake. I'm sure you meant to put the quotation marks around the word chick rather than dating.
 

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I was “dating” a chick while I was at UF. She was bat shiit crazy. One night, she pulls out this black strap on dildo. Not sure why I mention the black part. But it was, so why leave it out of the story. Anyway, the first thing I said was, “what do you want me to do with that?” She shakes her head, smiles evilly, and says, “it’s for me to use.”

I didn’t even ask for clarification. I just left. Matter of fact, I am near certain I left all my clothes. Just grabbed my underwear, keys, and wallet as I raced out the door.
Was she hot?
 

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