Wednesday Worsts…Movie

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We’ve done the worst critically acclaimed movie but what is the hands down, bar none, stab your eyeballs out worst movie ever?
 

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No idea what the movie title was but, Mrs. Nalt and I went to a movie many years ago and it was so bad we both fell asleep and slept through it.
 

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No idea what the movie title was but, Mrs. Nalt and I went to a movie many years ago and it was so bad we both fell asleep and slept through it.
Strange, I would have thought that would be the best movie if you both got to get some sleep away from the 72 kids. I’m surprised you and K don’t go to the movies more often to catch up on sleep. :lol:
 

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Deep Throat.
Takes most guys 12+ viewings to come to that determination…or so I’m told :whistle:

I couldn’t think of a bad movie I’d seen since we quit going to the theaters years ago and usually only watch selected oldies. So I googled “worst movies” and found I didn’t recognize but a few of them. One I will admit to have watched years ago was “Bolero” with Bo Derek. It was bad. In fact, I couldn’t remember any of Bo’s lines for some reason :whistle:
 
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Good Burger (1997) - IMDb​

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A dim-witted teenager and his new coworker try to save the old burger joint they work for from failing after the opening of a brand new burger restaurant ...

My brother (RIP) and and my first wife saw it. It was Turrrrible. Then that actor Keenan went on to a great career in comedy and I guess SNL. He is funny.
 

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Feardotcom. The dumbest damn movie ever . Also good burger was a classic .
Shame on the old timer Stephen!
 

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The Blair witch project

Every Michael Moore movie (although if I'm honest, I've never actually watched one all the way through)

Don't look up

Not a movie, but the game of thrones finale
 

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Top 3:

Phantasm - people scared running away from a metal ball. Dumb.

The Sound of Music - still waiting for that annoying as **** Von Trapp family to fall off the side of that mountain and spare humankind.

Titanic - ship hits iceberg and sinks, guy pursues hot redhead and knowing he’s dying, apparently doesn’t bang her. WTF.
 

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“Crow” is a Rog worthy post. Brilliant! :lol:


-Cheaper by the Single
-Tree Gump
-Gone in 1 Second
-One Likes it Hot
-One Day at Bernies
-Jurassic Yard
-The sound of a single sustained note.
 
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Good Burger (1997) - IMDb

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A dim-witted teenager and his new coworker try to save the old burger joint they work for from failing after the opening of a brand new burger restaurant ...

My brother (RIP) and and my first wife saw it. It was Turrrrible. Then that actor Keenan went on to a great career in comedy and I guess SNL. He is funny.

Yeah he was the only one I think that made it. He is funny. Never saw the movie. Brief previews were enough gif me to say no.
 

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The Call
Storm chasers
Rocky 5(and beyond)
Joe vs The Volcano
Happy Feet(2 was worse, but they both suck)
Karate Kid 3(and beyond)
Never Ending Story

All should be burned with fire.
 

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The Call
Storm chasers
Rocky 5(and beyond)
Joe vs The Volcano
Happy Feet(2 was worse, but they both suck)
Karate Kid 3(and beyond)
Never Ending Story

All should be burned with fire.
Yeah, Joe vs The Volcano was pretty terrible. I know I'm going to catch hell for this from a bunch of obviously small dikked mental midgets, but we walked out of Raising Arizona the first time I watched it.

And FUK YOU for mentioning The Never Ending Story!!!!! Now I'll have that damn song stuck in my head for the rest of the damn day!!!! Heading back to the "bull runs wild" thread to see if I can get "Push It" to erase "TNES" song from my brain... but I doubt it... *******! :lol:
 

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Yeah, Joe vs The Volcano was pretty terrible. I know I'm going to catch hell for this from a bunch of obviously small dikked mental midgets, but we walked out of Raising Arizona the first time I watched it.

And FUK YOU for mentioning The Never Ending Story!!!!! Now I'll have that damn song stuck in my head for the rest of the damn day!!!! Heading back to the "bull runs wild" thread to see if I can get "Push It" to erase "TNES" song from my brain... but I doubt it... *******! :lol:

Like 4 movies going on at once and all combined to make one long garbage film. Adding in that weakling kid reading the whole thing only made it worse. And at the risk of merging two threads into one, what was he eating throughout? That’s right, an apple.
 

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I think you forgot he banged her in the car before the ship sank.

I think he’s completely mixed up his movies. Leo’s biggest mistake wasn’t not “closing”. It was imagining that there was only one wooden door on the ship. He should’ve left her, found another door, and shown back up cocky and paddling like Kelly Slater heading in after a great heat. I also don’t think it’s far fetched to envision that if he’d lived, once she landed and enjoyed a few nights of stale bread under a bridge, or maybe a tick infested blanket at a soup kitchen, she would’ve bailed and gone back to the other guy. You can’t just show up to an early 20th century pawn shop wearing busted shoes and sell a million dollar necklace. They were destined for disaster and, for a guy that had been on such a roll, he completely misread that moment and died for nothing.
 

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The Call
Storm chasers
Rocky 5(and beyond)
Joe vs The Volcano
Happy Feet(2 was worse, but they both suck)
Karate Kid 3(and beyond)
Never Ending Story

All should be burned with fire.
As opposed to with sardonic comments? :lol:

And as for “Never Ending Story,” I’m recalling that we went to see it in the theater. It was appropriately named.
 
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